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Me opening my stocking: "Wool socks? Meh. Chocolate? Alright. Magic cards?! Wait, those are just Green and Blue... meh." *opens tiny bubble-wrapped package stuck at the bottom* "HOLY S*** IT'S A DIRE BADGER MINI YOU GUYS I LOVE BADGERS MOM THANK YOU THANK YOU AAAA I SHALL NAME HIM CEDRIC AND WE SHALL KILL MANY MONSTERS TOGETHER!"

Got some excellent new books (Magnus Chase and Ranger's Apprentice), Pokémon Sun from my brother (I know what I'm playing tonight!), a Supernatural calendar ("YOU GOT ME EYE CANDY!") and... $100 from my Nana. I'm only $1400 away from my surgery now. :')

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! HAPPY HANNUKAH! KWAZY KWANZA!

I got a bunch of socks, a couple of geek T-shirts (Mega Man, Mario, Kirby, Star Wars), Monster Hunter: Generations, Kirby: Planet Robobot, Amazon gift codes for Wyrd Sisters, Pyramids, and one of the Pathfinder books, fleece-lined pants, and $35 of iTunes gift cards (GEMINI SYNDROME YAY).

Exalted has very mature and explicit themes, and while the books aren't outright pornographic (aside from one they made for April Fool's), there are still a bunch of characters missing shirts.

Including women.

No, nothing covering them.

I'm just saying that, considering your requirements for Pathfinder, you probably wouldn't enjoy Exalted.

Hello, everybody. It's been a while since I posted here on this board, hasn't it? Real life and various other projects (Including fanfics of my own!) have been keeping me away, but I haven't forgotten you merry lot.

And so, I give you these: a collection of stories that I greatly enjoy, and that I hope you will enjoy as well.

Note: These were all made by 4chan, so handle with care.

First up, some good ol'-fashioned nightmare fuel.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=slug+quest
A tiny slug gradually turns into the leader of a tiny civilization of genetic abominations.

Next, we have a story of life: Primordial Evolution.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=primordial
4chan gradually evolves three creatures into multiple ecosystems, creates civilization, and generally proves that /tg/ gets stuff done.

Similarly, here we have Fortune Evolution, somewhat smaller in scale, but by no means bad.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fortune%20Evolution

Slightly more horrifying are these two threads, which actually served as the inspiration for Primordial Evolution, and by extension, Fortune Evolution.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18418103/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18434333/

If you've had enough nightmare fuel, here are two more light-hearted quests.

EVO Quest is based on an old NES game called EVO: The Search For Eden, and dear Tiamat is it amazing.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=EVO%20Quest

By the same guy, we have Ogre Civilization Quest - a quest that Lady Luck clearly adores, given how the laws of probability bend themselves over backwards for /tg/ dice.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Ogre%20Civilization%20Quest

Happy Holidays, everybody - let's hope that 2017 brings new friends, good times, and happy memories for all.

Merr Crismas



Src: http://kaijusamurai.deviantart.com/art/Merr-Chrismas-652901291

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Well written! That was probably one of the cutest things I've ever read.

Welcome back, for however long it may last! :)

Welcome to the PPC Board! For your newbie gift, have this guitar! It can magically calm dragons when a lullaby is played on it.

Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay!

I got bad news: globalization still didn’t eat my job; workload is rather increasing again. In the bigger picture, that’s actually good news, but I won’t have as much time for doing PPC stuff as I had hoped for.

HG, lost in the Forest of Kar’eer again

*Collapses into food coma*

That's just so sweet.

Now I Have A Macine Gun. Ho Ho Ho. Best Christmas Movie indeed.

Here are black-hole coffee and chocolates, pick your choice of treat. Hope this return will last.

Black-hole stuff for all of those who want to try it.

Also, did I start a trend for retired Agents to be still on quick call or something?

That aside, I really liked the little details like that fact they're married by then and the falling snow charm (Don't let Corolla learn about it, or she'll try to find a way to cast it over the entirety of DoSAT).

A very pleasant Christmas read!

It's well past sundown where I am, so it's very official.

To celebrate, I finally finished a holiday filk! I know the thread's over, but I really want to show this to people. I put time into it and actually had to ask Real Life friends for help. This year’s encouragement to write about what agents actually do during the holidays immediately made me think of an old classic which has been a family staple since I was very young. I refer, of course, to Tom Lehrer’s "(I’m Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica”. Concrit is always welcome, of course, but I’d like to request you listen to the original before claiming my rhymes are dodgy :P
***
I’m spending Hanukkah in Tolkien's Arda,
Lighting candles as I fangirl at Bilbo!
I spent Shavuot Sue-slaying in Gringotts.
Not much fun, I’m glad I’m done fighting that schmo.

These HQ winters, I can’t endure ‘em,
So every year I pack my gear and come out here for Purim!
Rosh Hashana, I spent working in Ravka,
And Yom Kippur in the Klingon Empire,

But in December, there’s just one place to go!
I’ll grab my friends in Bree a-
Nd we will light our chanukiyah;
Like a baby in its cradle,
I’ll be playing with my dreidel;
Here’s to Jay -- and Macabeus!
Boy, if they could only see us
Spending Hannukah
In Tolkien’s Arda, with Bilbo!
***
--Key hopes you enjoyed reading this as much as she enjoyed writing it and also hopes that you understand why it took her so long to find rhymes.

P.S. A disclaimer: Arda, the character of Bilbo Baggins, and the town of Bree are the creation of J.R.R. Tolkien; the bank Gringotts is that of J.K. Rowling; Ravka belongs to Leigh Bardugo although it’s basically just magic!Russia; the Klingon Empire was created by Gene Roddenberry and I think currently belongs to Viacom? Zarking corporations; it’s Roddenberry’s and his crew’s. And of course: Jay and Acacia created HQ, Jay, and the whole glorious Protectors of the Plot Continuum; Tom Lehrer wrote “(I’m Spending) Hannukah In Santa Monica” -- and, sorry, I love him, but he can keep this piece of ridiculousness.

...plays havoc with my poor easily confused brain. Executive dysfunction, ain't it fun. (No, it ain't.)

If we were to have something more sequential and less parallel-threading, I'd be happy to join, but not with the format on the Other Board. Sorry.