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I forgot all about that! I'm sorry to say but I haven't been a sandwich for a very long time.

It all changed when Maslab was showing some rendering work they were doing of a cube and I found it really really funny for some reason and made that cube my profile picture and now that's me.

I'm like 20, they/them, I can't remember my height except that it's short enough to be embarrassing yet not enough to be inconvenient. All else you gotta know of how I look is I'm Hot as Hell. And I've got real thick eyebrows and real narrow eyes like Brock Pokemon.

I wear real colourful clothes nowadays, bright pink shorts and white shirts and sunflowery hoodies and that. I've been meaning to get ahold of a few dresses of late but ain't had the chance to, but believe you me. I'd friggin rock them.

I am, alternatively, (according to the PPC Discord), an unfathomable polyhedral god-entity, resplendent with angles and colours and drifting facets and suchlike. Look upon me and go mad from the revelation and all that. But I'm still Hot as Hell. And would go great in a dress.

I'm ace and that means that I think shipfic is really really funny. My restrictions are you have to be funny. That's it. Good luck.

I can't think of any ships at the moment but by god will I put them down once I've thought of them!

5'8" white male, buzzcut brown hair, thick black glasses, blue or green eyes based on what colors I'm wearing.

—doctorlit

I'm Moon/Moons/Moony. 18, she/her, bisexual skewed towards IRL girls and fictional guys. I'm shortish, 5'5" last I checked, and pretty much skin and bones. I've got long, wavy light brown hair and green eyes. I wear glasses. These days I hardly ever change out of pajamas, and I'm usually wearing one of those "single/taken/(something silly)" hoodies where "something silly" is "watching Bokurano" too. I'm mostly open to anything, but steer clear of the first three points on the Discord blacklist, and please don't ship me with Cal (we're exes and it'd be a little awkward). Will add ship ideas later.

I'm opting into the Shipfest! 19, she/her, 5'6" and around 260ish pounds. Generally, I've got a squat build that's currently suffering from a serious case of quarantine flab. I've got thick eyebrows, hairy legs and armpits, and insanely thick dark brown hair that's about 3 and a half centimeters long. I buzz it down and then just let it grow until I get tired of it, and it tends to stick up like an anime character's. I'm aro/ace irl, but this is shipfest, so don't let that stop you. I play Vampire the Masquerade and other World of Darkness games, so if you want to make me all goffik and trajeck or a hawt vampire babe you're welcome to. I don't have any ships yet, I'll probably throw them about the thread as I come up with them.

It's about two pages long and set right after my first mission, Video Games Rot Your Brains. No canon knowledge required, but I do want someone who can hold me to a very high standard to make sure that every single word of this is as good as it can be. Having read the mission is much preferred.

Female (she/her), 34 years old, 5'7", hetero-romantic ace, thin-ish with a bit of flab at the abdomen, pale skin, slightly wavy reddish-brown hair usually worn in a ponytail (butt-length when in a ponytail, a few inches past the crotch when loose), glasses, hazel eyes, dresses for comfort over fashion, with a preference for darker colors. Major fantasy nerd.

Seeing as they crochet a lot, and, well, there are other uses for all that yarn...

Dude, the pronunciation! The grammar!

Iximaz/Scapegrace- Surely writers of amazing comedy have something in common (each other)

Silbur/Tomash: You said you were a tech nerd, right? Well, our resident Goodest Boy Tomash is a coder type, and I feel you'd have a good office romance kind of thing going,

Silbur/Delta: Of course, Delta is the one who controls and commands the technology of many things - the Board, the Discord server, et cetera - and thus is eminently capable of controlling, say, a wayward techno-naïf...

SunAndMoon/Iximaz: While Ix is 5'8", they have Big Smol Energy. By which I mean I wanna put Ix in my coat pocket and feed them grilled samphire. They often attempt to ameliorate this with stunningly awesome leather jackets. I feel there's definitely a ship in which you two compete about who has the more awesome biker jacket, which descends into Argumentative Sexual Tension and then Many Smooching.

I'm already considered short even by Asian standards, so that's definitely something.

I'll opt in. Tech nerd with next to zero social skills. 5'9", 22, She/her, bi (I guess IDK) and about the same build as a piece of railroad track. I've been told I have a sense of fashion but I pretty much wear only jeans and long sleeve shirts with hoods (yes those are thing and they're great). Brown eyes and brown hair down to about mid-back and I wear glasses that I probably need to replace soon.

Female-presenting enby (they/them), bisexual, brown hair a little longer than shoulder-length, always wears glasses, usually wears a black leather jacket. Mostly just curious to see who I get shipped with.

Please do not ship me with inanimate objects.

It's a hellish language to learn. The literature is pretty but building up vocabulary is a pain.

I'm a cute nerd who loves bad TV shows and anime.

And also I did some really bad fuvg in the past.

I am Alphys.

Please provide to me my canon-mandated muscle lesbian fish girlfriend