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I'm just as much of a newbie as you, but those powers almost seem a bit OP.

This isn't a RP, after all, it's fiction writing.

WoG would probably be a better answer for you though.

*Is just going with a vanilla brit who failed the psych exam for the Met and is good with firearms*

Suppose I could materialize a limited number of military units (Infantry squads, armor, etc) as well as some equipment for myself.
They would not be human lives, merely imitations of life that could recieve orders telepathically and obey without question.
They could fit in with the canon or be generic soldiers with M1 tanks.
I would not need to constantly think about them to keep them present but if i were to fall asleep or be knocked unconscious they would all dematerialize. If I were riding in a gunship and fell asleep for even a moment i would fall to my death.
I would only be able to summon things that are related to combat (weapons, armor, etc) and would have to create fuel and ammo regularly.
The units would have a limited range to keep them from being able to go to the other side of the world while i drink biscuits and tea. Summoning each one would cost some kind of energy or stamina or something. maybe you have ideas.
I also don't know if I want to be able to create the soldiers from nothing or transform existing matter into soldiers. What do you guys think?

Gotcha now!
*sits on Unbridled's chest and stuffs cookie in to their mouth*
Eat it! Just eat it!
*hears musical notes start*
Awww... sh**.

thanks, but does he bite?

Welltry not to kidnap you, but no guarantee of success.

*yakkety sax begins playing in the background*
*reverses direction, crashing into headlong*

We'll see about that. C'mere.
*begins chasing Unbridled around a fountain*

Oh...the doctor said I wasn't to have any sugar...It brings out my disorder.

Oh well!

*hands Unbridled two cookies*
Nah. You get sugar out of it.

Is...is it normal that it would be trying to maul me?

Is it sad that I got both references?

Thank goodness for small favors.

Y'know, if that's an option, at all?

Count me in on the Great Kidnapping Plot Gathering!

We've already established that getting me from my lowly city to Hull is no great task, after all. =D

But Meowth worked hard for a long time to learn human speech; this Bidoof just seems to randomly be able to talk with no explanation how or why. (Although I only read the first chapter, so maybe it's addressed later?) But yes, the butt-sex is definitely the bigger issue here.

on second thought, we should exorcise all this guy's fics. Im not familiar with every canon he is but I know that they're all from videogames and the all follow the same theme

I don't think a talking bidoof is so bad considering team rocket's Meowth learned to speak english on his own. An ass-raping bidoof, on the other hand...

And an Puma.

...I see a speshul Bidoof that needs to die, and a bunch of canon humans who need to be exorcised. And some of those chapter summaries are just ridiculous to read!

Alas that the first video games I got into should become such smut fodder in later years...

You are very, very, very right. Tally had me scared for a few moments in Specials, but then I read Extras, and I was like, 'kay, she's a little insane now.... do Sues go insane? No. Unless I am needing direction to one where the sue is insane.

Anyways.

*drops Sanity in the Warg Fodder bucket.*

*is hugged*

Everyone who gets the reference gets a cookie :D