I'm 21, and I've never been around intoxicated people.

I've never been anywhere there was enough booze for people to get drunk, and I only know one person who smokes weed, and he's always sober when I see him.

I am kinda iffy about intoxicants in general. There are two main reasons.

One is that I have a hard enough time keeping a lid on my behavior under normal circumstances; it's mostly paranoia about violent response that keeps me from saying something I'd regret. I'd rather not lose that fear of retaliation.

The other is that I don't really get why they exist. I don't understand why we have these things, when all they do is slowly kill us and impair our mental faculties. I am aware of how bizarrely logical that is for me.

My alcohol knowledge is limited to beer, wine, sake and I think whiskey.

On a different note, do you have Hulu? Because if so, I recommend Gallavant. Best-written Gary Stu ever.

Will Rina have this from Valon or Kala in-character?

I'd offer to co-write an interlude, but my computer is still broked.

(I know that's incorrect, but that's kinda how I talk)

I should stop providing Agent Dives with technological and/or magical artifacts... *stops thoughtfully* Actually scratch that, let's spoil that girl with gifts! Gifts make people happy, and happiness is a good substitute for Bleep-products.

Me likey shooty things. We needs more dakka.

Scapegrace got really, really dizzy and was sick on the carpet. Whoops.

... but MacPhearsome is too busy being JoJo Fabulous™ in Contests to help out.

(by the way, Ribbon is my Deoxys, my favorite Pokémon. The name just comes from a different part of DNA: deoxyRIBONucleic acid.)

Ya'think this would be useful?