Subject: Ooooohh... Uhhmmm...
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Posted on: 2015-02-11 16:56:00 UTC
Wait a moment, let me check The Box! *enters a wooden box with a red antenna that flashes red lights, noises are heard inside, steps out* How about this, a Standard Imperial Issue BlasTech E-11 Blaster Rifle. Is the one that Stormtroopers use.
Have a Bleepolate cake.
...unless you're planning to ingest alcohol. Exploding would be bad. ;)
I've yet to find one I actually like.
Alcoholic cider? Or Kasteel Rouge?
I'm 21, and I've never been around intoxicated people.
I've never been anywhere there was enough booze for people to get drunk, and I only know one person who smokes weed, and he's always sober when I see him.
I am kinda iffy about intoxicants in general. There are two main reasons.
One is that I have a hard enough time keeping a lid on my behavior under normal circumstances; it's mostly paranoia about violent response that keeps me from saying something I'd regret. I'd rather not lose that fear of retaliation.
The other is that I don't really get why they exist. I don't understand why we have these things, when all they do is slowly kill us and impair our mental faculties. I am aware of how bizarrely logical that is for me.
Seriously, why would people ingest/smoke substances that have been proven to shave off days or weeks off your life?
"Oh, it's fun/relaxing/harmless!"
Yea--no. Lung/throat/liver cancer isn't fun.
"But Muuuum, I don' wanna celebrate Christmas, it's a remnant of pagan idolatry!"
"Daaaaaaaad, And-Now-Abideth-Faith-Hope-And-Charity-And-The-Greatest-Of-These-Is-Charity is trying to get me to gamble again, she needs another flogging!"
"But it's not fair that everyone goes around toasting each other and wasting God's gifts of wine and beer in a carnal way! They keep tempting meeee..."
This is more fun than I expected, actually. ^_^
hS
*is burned at the stake for blasphemy*
Yes, sugar. I'd never associate with substances like that.
*cough*
I don't even drink coffee.
I can imagine exaggerating this for Valon. The unfortunate drawback is that he refuses all Bleepproducts on principle.
I can only imagine that his beliefs will cause his sanity to fray faster than other agents'.
My alcohol knowledge is limited to beer, wine, sake and I think whiskey.
Any suggestions for what to watch on Netflix? The movies I'm trying to find aren't there.
Also, I recommend "Brave", "Tron Legacy", "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," and "Casino Royale"
I've seen Brave and Holy Grail, but Netflix has no Monty Python whatsoever.
Also no Rings, no Harry Potter, no Game of Thrones (I still haven't seen the show),
Coraline
Dougal And The Blue Cat
Wallace And Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
ParaNorman
Clash Of The Titans (the original one)
The Pirates In An Adventure With Scientists
Hope that's useful! =]
I decided to rewatch Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the first time in about fifteen years.
On a different note, do you have Hulu? Because if so, I recommend Gallavant. Best-written Gary Stu ever.
And your birthday present is a "Nimbus 2000"!!!
I'm afraid I can't accept this gift. I am very acrophobic.
*takes the broom reverently* It's so... so beautiful... *sobs* Thank you! *takes off* WOOHOO!
:D
Will Rina have this from Valon or Kala in-character?
I'd offer to co-write an interlude, but my computer is still broked.
(I know that's incorrect, but that's kinda how I talk)
Among other deliberate misspellings for comedic effect. ;)
Nothing says this has to be an interlude though. It's just us being silly, that's all.
I should stop providing Agent Dives with technological and/or magical artifacts... *stops thoughtfully* Actually scratch that, let's spoil that girl with gifts! Gifts make people happy, and happiness is a good substitute for Bleep-products.
Wait a moment, let me check The Box! *enters a wooden box with a red antenna that flashes red lights, noises are heard inside, steps out* How about this, a Standard Imperial Issue BlasTech E-11 Blaster Rifle. Is the one that Stormtroopers use.
Me likey shooty things. We needs more dakka.
...that Blaster Rifle model has accuracy problems. Probably has something to do with the cheap manufacturing.
Please accept this Macharius Omega heavy tank.
Fitting it into your RC is your problem. =]
As usual, enjoy your Iximaz Birthday Song!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
As if Legos and dice weren't enough to step on.
At least I'm not likely to switch out... oh, uh, hi Ribbon. Be thankful I keep you in Defense Forme.
Better get someone to use Defog... Does anyone around here know how to get rid of entry hazards?
Oh, well. Happy birthday anyway!
Scapegrace got really, really dizzy and was sick on the carpet. Whoops.
... but MacPhearsome is too busy being JoJo Fabulous™ in Contests to help out.
(by the way, Ribbon is my Deoxys, my favorite Pokémon. The name just comes from a different part of DNA: deoxyRIBONucleic acid.)
Ya'think this would be useful?
I'm old enough to legally drink now.
I still don't plan on ever doing it. I've tasted several different kind of alcohol, but the only one I even came close to liking was sake.
Have some delicious chocolate chip cookies! Oh, and a T-shirt with your favorite pony :)
But Pinkie Pie merch is Pinkie Pie merch.
Happy Birthday, I hope it's lovely take this Wilver sword. Enjoy!
Many happy returns!
Here, take this packet of tea as a gift. No, it's not predatory, why are you asking?