Subject: *hands over a broom*
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Posted on: 2015-02-11 16:41:00 UTC
Ya'think this would be useful?
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Happy twenty-first birthday to me! (nm) by
on 2015-02-11 13:03:00 UTC
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Whoa, congrats! by
on 2015-02-12 16:32:00 UTC
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Have a Bleepolate cake.
...unless you're planning to ingest alcohol. Exploding would be bad. ;) -
No alcohol for me ever. by
on 2015-02-12 17:05:00 UTC
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I've yet to find one I actually like.
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Have you ever tried... by
on 2015-02-12 17:12:00 UTC
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Alcoholic cider? Or Kasteel Rouge?
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I actually just realized by
on 2015-02-12 19:15:00 UTC
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I'm 21, and I've never been around intoxicated people.
I've never been anywhere there was enough booze for people to get drunk, and I only know one person who smokes weed, and he's always sober when I see him.
I am kinda iffy about intoxicants in general. There are two main reasons.
One is that I have a hard enough time keeping a lid on my behavior under normal circumstances; it's mostly paranoia about violent response that keeps me from saying something I'd regret. I'd rather not lose that fear of retaliation.
The other is that I don't really get why they exist. I don't understand why we have these things, when all they do is slowly kill us and impair our mental faculties. I am aware of how bizarrely logical that is for me. -
I hear you, dude. by
on 2015-02-13 00:47:00 UTC
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Seriously, why would people ingest/smoke substances that have been proven to shave off days or weeks off your life?
"Oh, it's fun/relaxing/harmless!"
Yea--no. Lung/throat/liver cancer isn't fun. -
Neither is Puritanical whinging. Just saying. (nm) by
on 2015-02-13 10:10:00 UTC
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Oh, I dunno, sounds like fun. by
on 2015-02-13 11:27:00 UTC
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"But Muuuum, I don' wanna celebrate Christmas, it's a remnant of pagan idolatry!"
"Daaaaaaaad, And-Now-Abideth-Faith-Hope-And-Charity-And-The-Greatest-Of-These-Is-Charity is trying to get me to gamble again, she needs another flogging!"
"But it's not fair that everyone goes around toasting each other and wasting God's gifts of wine and beer in a carnal way! They keep tempting meeee..."
This is more fun than I expected, actually. ^_^
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Like, OMG- by
on 2015-02-13 12:34:00 UTC
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*is burned at the stake for blasphemy*
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What, like sugar? ^_~ (nm) by
on 2015-02-13 05:56:00 UTC
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*Hides baking supplies* by
on 2015-02-13 16:28:00 UTC
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Yes, sugar. I'd never associate with substances like that.
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Sugar is the most I allow myself. by
on 2015-02-13 16:54:00 UTC
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I don't even drink coffee.
I can imagine exaggerating this for Valon. The unfortunate drawback is that he refuses all Bleepproducts on principle.
I can only imagine that his beliefs will cause his sanity to fray faster than other agents'. -
Of 'things that'll kill you'? How about being in a car? (nm) by
on 2015-02-13 19:43:00 UTC
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Of things what mess with my head. (nm) by
on 2015-02-15 14:18:00 UTC
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Or walking outside? Germs, y'know. (nm) by
on 2015-02-13 21:49:00 UTC
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The sun! Skin cancer is a big killer. (nm) by
on 2015-02-13 23:26:00 UTC
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Not to mention air pollution, either. (nm) by
on 2015-02-14 03:31:00 UTC
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Books! I hole myself up reading and never get any Vitamin D! (nm by
on 2015-02-14 17:05:00 UTC
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Rickets disease. (nm) by
on 2015-02-14 20:22:00 UTC
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Can't say I have. by
on 2015-02-12 17:19:00 UTC
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My alcohol knowledge is limited to beer, wine, sake and I think whiskey.
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Birthday Movie Marathon by
on 2015-02-11 16:50:00 UTC
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Any suggestions for what to watch on Netflix? The movies I'm trying to find aren't there.
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What movies are you looking for? by
on 2015-02-11 18:05:00 UTC
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Also, I recommend "Brave", "Tron Legacy", "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," and "Casino Royale"
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Re: What movies are you looking for? by
on 2015-02-11 18:35:00 UTC
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I've seen Brave and Holy Grail, but Netflix has no Monty Python whatsoever.
Also no Rings, no Harry Potter, no Game of Thrones (I still haven't seen the show), -
Seconding Brave and Monty Python. :) (nm) by
on 2015-02-11 18:08:00 UTC
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Some stop-motion options. by
on 2015-02-11 18:04:00 UTC
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Coraline
Dougal And The Blue Cat
Wallace And Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
ParaNorman
Clash Of The Titans (the original one)
The Pirates In An Adventure With Scientists
Hope that's useful! =] -
Took a different option by
on 2015-02-11 18:32:00 UTC
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I decided to rewatch Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the first time in about fifteen years.
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Oh, I love that movie! by
on 2015-02-11 19:26:00 UTC
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On a different note, do you have Hulu? Because if so, I recommend Gallavant. Best-written Gary Stu ever.
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'Fraid not. (nm) by
on 2015-02-11 19:32:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday!!! by
on 2015-02-11 16:43:00 UTC
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And your birthday present is a "Nimbus 2000"!!!
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Uh... hey Rina, do you want this? by
on 2015-02-11 16:49:00 UTC
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I'm afraid I can't accept this gift. I am very acrophobic.
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OH MY GOODNESS! by
on 2015-02-11 18:03:00 UTC
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*takes the broom reverently* It's so... so beautiful... *sobs* Thank you! *takes off* WOOHOO!
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Hmm... by
on 2015-02-11 19:22:00 UTC
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Will Rina have this from Valon or Kala in-character?
I'd offer to co-write an interlude, but my computer is still broked.
(I know that's incorrect, but that's kinda how I talk) -
Meh, I use 'bestest' all the time. by
on 2015-02-11 19:49:00 UTC
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Among other deliberate misspellings for comedic effect. ;)
Nothing says this has to be an interlude though. It's just us being silly, that's all. -
*Rises eyebrow* Note to self: by
on 2015-02-11 19:06:00 UTC
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I should stop providing Agent Dives with technological and/or magical artifacts... *stops thoughtfully* Actually scratch that, let's spoil that girl with gifts! Gifts make people happy, and happiness is a good substitute for Bleep-products.
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Ooooohh... Uhhmmm... by
on 2015-02-11 16:56:00 UTC
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Wait a moment, let me check The Box! *enters a wooden box with a red antenna that flashes red lights, noises are heard inside, steps out* How about this, a Standard Imperial Issue BlasTech E-11 Blaster Rifle. Is the one that Stormtroopers use.
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Oooh... by
on 2015-02-11 16:59:00 UTC
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Me likey shooty things. We needs more dakka.
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Just be careful with it.... by
on 2015-02-11 19:00:00 UTC
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...that Blaster Rifle model has accuracy problems. Probably has something to do with the cheap manufacturing.
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If it's dakka you require... by
on 2015-02-11 18:10:00 UTC
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Please accept this Macharius Omega heavy tank.
Fitting it into your RC is your problem. =] -
Happy Birthday! *throws cakefetti* by
on 2015-02-11 16:24:00 UTC
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As usual, enjoy your Iximaz Birthday Song!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
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Happy birthday! *tosses congratulatory Spikes* (nm) by
on 2015-02-11 16:00:00 UTC
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Oh man... by
on 2015-02-11 16:11:00 UTC
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As if Legos and dice weren't enough to step on.
At least I'm not likely to switch out... oh, uh, hi Ribbon. Be thankful I keep you in Defense Forme. -
Gavia Dam, not again! by
on 2015-02-11 16:28:00 UTC
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Better get someone to use Defog... Does anyone around here know how to get rid of entry hazards?
Oh, well. Happy birthday anyway! -
Scapegrace used Rapid Spin! by
on 2015-02-11 16:51:00 UTC
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Scapegrace got really, really dizzy and was sick on the carpet. Whoops.
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Well, my Braviary does... by
on 2015-02-11 16:41:00 UTC
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... but MacPhearsome is too busy being JoJo Fabulous™ in Contests to help out.
(by the way, Ribbon is my Deoxys, my favorite Pokémon. The name just comes from a different part of DNA: deoxyRIBONucleic acid.) -
*hands over a broom* by
on 2015-02-11 16:41:00 UTC
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Ya'think this would be useful?
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Funny thing by
on 2015-02-11 15:42:00 UTC
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I'm old enough to legally drink now.
I still don't plan on ever doing it. I've tasted several different kind of alcohol, but the only one I even came close to liking was sake. -
Happy birthday! by
on 2015-02-11 13:38:00 UTC
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Have some delicious chocolate chip cookies! Oh, and a T-shirt with your favorite pony :)
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Well, I'm not a brony any more... by
on 2015-02-11 13:42:00 UTC
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But Pinkie Pie merch is Pinkie Pie merch.
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You keep spelling Luna wrong - oh, forget it. =] (nm) by
on 2015-02-11 16:44:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday by
on 2015-02-11 13:37:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday, I hope it's lovely take this Wilver sword. Enjoy!
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Happy birthday and stuff! by
on 2015-02-11 13:05:00 UTC
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Many happy returns!
Here, take this packet of tea as a gift. No, it's not predatory, why are you asking?