Subject: *HLORF*
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Posted on: 2015-02-09 00:51:00 UTC
Oh gods, I'm throwing up things I haven't even eaten yet..
Okay... I need kerosene, a cubed sequoia, plenty of rope, half a ton of non-dairy creamer, and a flamethrower.
The red god will have his due. Praise to R'hllor, the Lord of Light!
So after finally finding my list of some of the worst badfic these are some of the worst:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9215828/1/Tale-of-Friendship
Tale of Friendship
Girls fall into Middle Earth, I don't know what else to say about it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7869646/1/Runaway-With-My-Heart
Runaway With My Heart
I am disappointed to say I used to love this fic. It is a Mary Sue who thinks she's better than everyone and now this makes me so angry.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7720425/1/Make-Me-Stronger
Make Me Stronger
The summary is literally that they "fell into a bunny hole" and ended up in middle earth but they face NO PROBLEMS. (personal annoyance of mine)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5637449/1/Adventures-of-The-Doctor-and-His-Daughter
Adventures Of The Doctor and His Daughter
For some strange reason the doctor has a daughter who doesn't contribute anything or she steals people's lines.
Considering that the Dragonborn/Dovahkiin is by him/herself a Canon Stu/Sue, and pretty much depends on player input for his/her personality, so he/she can be a softie, a jerk, or a downright psychopath, weeell the protagonist's personality is quite a non-issue here. Also, the NPC canons aren't that OOC (with one exception, see below).
On the other hand, in the few chapters that I read; her stupid name is an affront to all Nords, creates 2 minis (the second one a mini-Sue!), and to top it off, somehow she suddenly knows Savos Aren with no good explanation and throws him off OOC for good measure.
(Now that I put that way, it does sound quite bad, and somehow I get the feeling that later gets worse... But I'm not reading those 50 chapters.)
That first one has two chapters dedicated solely to author's notes.
I don't know Elder Scrolls, so I can't comment on the second.
About the third: No culture shock or language barrier? And Boromir SURVIVES! Also, Underland is from a different Inkling's pen.
And the fourth: Her marriage with Shakespeare (Ridi, Anne, sul tuo amore infranto) blows up due to him being unfaithful, and then she falls for Captain Anything-That-Moves?
I used to really enjoy fics like these but now I know the error of my ways they just annoy me so much.
Still, any agents who took that on would get a nice sort-of canon version of a Sonic Screwdriver: the Laser Spanner. I'm pretty sure the Doctor was referencing Laser Spanners sarcastically, but that might just be me.
*sticks head in the sand and weeps for humanity*
The series just gets worse as it goes on. My favorite (/sarcasm) part is when the master inexplicably RAPES HER. AND SHE SUFFERS NEARLY NO SIDE-EFFECTS TO IT.
Here's the appropriately-named "Squick". PasteBin link because that's what I was linked to.
TL;DR: Lucius has cranial sex with Draco, and then some other stuff. Very NSFB, obviously.
Uh... Guh...
I have just one word for this:
HADOKEN.
Oh gods, I'm throwing up things I haven't even eaten yet..
Okay... I need kerosene, a cubed sequoia, plenty of rope, half a ton of non-dairy creamer, and a flamethrower.
The red god will have his due. Praise to R'hllor, the Lord of Light!
This has nothing on most guro doujins floating around on the internet like discarded internal organs, but just like with ebola, it only becomes horrifying when the white boys start to drop.
I keed, I keed. =]
Well it really wasn't safe for Draco's brain. Ha ha do you get it? Before I go crazy I'm going to go read some fairy tails to make me feel better.