Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2015-01-18 04:08:00 UTC
Have your choice of Starter Pokemon!
Subject: Welcome!
Author:
Posted on: 2015-01-18 04:08:00 UTC
Have your choice of Starter Pokemon!
Here's a bottomless bag to store all your other gifts. It has pockets, so you shouldn't lose anything inside.
Have your choice of Starter Pokemon!
Welcome to the PPC! Here, have an insubstantial kitten. (Is re-gifting rude?)
WAITAMINUTE! If the kitten is insubstantial; how're you holding it? O,O
Hello it's lovely to meet you. For your gift I will give you an urple sword
*takes a long gaze to the weirdly colored blade in hand* Uhm... thanks... *makes a psychotic smile* I'll probably color it glittery red later, if you know what I mean...*puts the sword inside the Generic Bottomless Bag of Holding*
Have a replica of Kristoff's hat!
Whoops!
Thanks! Whoohoo! An actual Sami hat! *puts it in the Generic Bottomless Bag of Holding*
I'm not sure if this thread would be the most correct one to make some questions to those who are better versed than me in the Tolkienverse, but here goes:
How much of a breach in canon would be a reddish-blonde-haired, green-eyed elf? Could be justified? And if is a big breach and cannot be justified; how can the character be twisted to conform to canon?
Red hair does turn up rarely, at least among the Noldor—three of Fëanor's children were redheads or auburn-haired, so it could crop up in others of his line. Blonde hair was common among the Vanyar, and may appear in elves of partially Vanyarin descent, such as Galadriel.
Reddish-blonde (strawberry blonde?) is another matter, but I'd say it's not entirely impossible with the right genetic background assuming elven genetics work the same way as human genetics.
~Neshomeh
I can't recall any elves with green eyes at all, and if there aren't any, it would be impossible regardless of the OC's background. However, Huinesoron is our resident Tolkien obscurities expert, so he might be able to set us both straight on that score. {= ) He tends to be absent over the weekends, though, so we might have to wait until Monday.
~Neshomeh
Maeglin, for one—he's a mix of Vanyarin, Noldorin, and Telerin blood, but he's described as resembling the Noldor most. What exactly "dark" means is open to debate. I figure brown is most likely, but elsewhere Tolkien uses dark to mean black, so I dunno.
~Neshomeh
Yeah, probably as an elf would impossible, but there's a possible workaround, if the green eyes were to be considered a Edain-only characteristic; the OC could be Half-Elven, a faaaar descendant of Eluréd or Elurín, since no one knows what happened to the twins; but Nandor tradition sustains (according to the Quenta Silmarillion) that they survived "led to the safety of the woodlands by birds and beasts".
Yes, I'm aware of the implications, I don't like them much either, I will have to look for other ways to crush the Sue-ness before it gets worst.
I meant to say that in my previous message and forgot. Sorry. I'm not usually part of the welcome wagon. I'm old as the hills in Internet-time, and there are just so gosh-darn many of you young whippersnappers lately! ^_^;
~Neshomeh
Since Tauriel is a filthy ginger redheaded elf. I'm... not sure about the canonicity of it, though; she might just be Peter Jackson's OC that got lost. Sorry if this doesn't help, but it's something to consider. =]
I kid, of course. Welcome to the Protectors of the Plot Continuum! Have a +1 shovel.
By the Nine, Odin and Freyja! A shovel that gives +1 to all stats! *puts it in the Generic Bottomless Bag of Holding*
In DnD/Pathfinder, a +1 weapon adds 1 to roll-to-hit and damage.
Please take this ur-- Uh, no, wait, that one's different.
Here, take this bottle of wilver-flavoured soda. Yes, flavoured. I'm sure it's gonna be surprisingly delicious... Right?
Although I'm sure it quite is delicious, my character just got out of a Mary Sue Recovery Program, I don't think is a good idea for her to consume products that may contain glitter...
... Oops. I thought it was glitter-free. Sorry.
*searches through his Bag*
Here, have a hammerspace chest. It's shaped like an Ender Chest from Minecraft. I wanted to keep it for my character, but...
... Wait, there was a hammerspace chest inside my hammerspace bag? And it didn't break the universe? Wow.
Have some pokes, and a supernaturally stealthy kitten.
Welcome aBoard! Please leave your sanity by the door; it will be desposed of shortly. As a newbie gift, please take this chirping pocket reindeer! If the urple bows on its antlers become too overpowering, feel free to remove them.
Hope you like it here! :D
Don't worry the janitorial staff about it, I disposed of my sanity two and a half years ago, when I started college; is pretty much needed for Arts to be insane.
And thnaks for for the welcome... And the reindeer. *plops the reindeer in the Generic Bottomless Bag of Holding*
Have one of my own shed feathers, a Fire Ferret with a gildver collar, and a scientifically accurate Rhamphorynchus!
Oooohhh thank you very much!! *puts everything inside the Generic Bottomless Bag of Holding*
Welcome aboard! Please accept this fourteenth-century Chinese missile launcher as a welcome gift. Its name is "Mister Facing-both-ways rocket arrow firing basket".
I am not making this up.