Ooh, Molag Bal. by
World-Jumper
on 2015-01-14 03:23:00 UTC
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(We'll let the mini-Daedra slide: It's poor soul is probably in Molag's clutches already.)
Molag Bal: Daedric Prince of rape and domination. This Prince sees the mortal realm of Nirn as his personal plaything, made to be bent to his dark whims. Molag Bal covets the souls of the dead, wanting to drag all of Mundus into his plane of Oblivion: Coldharbor. It was in Coldharbor that this artifact was crafted. At first, it seems nothing more then a small, hollow rod. So unassuming it is, most would think it a simple drinking straw. Yet, do not underestimate the danger it poses, nor the power it possess. Like its master's children, the vampires, this straw sucks the life from mortals, transferring it to the wielder, closing wounds and reversing age. Beware, however, those who would wield such a force against their fellow man: with each life consumed, your overall constitution weakens, leaving you vulnerable to those who would strike back.
Yes, I just gave you the Vampire's Straw. Use it wisely.
...What? Molag Bal is an evil Daedra, even by Daedric standards! You can't expect everything to be funny all the time.