Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2015-01-14 11:21:00 UTC
Please accept this fine chased-silver mechanical pencil... and the ammunition for it. Simply twist the clip at the top through a full 360 degrees, unscrew the cap, load, and fire by clicking the top like so-
*small bang*
Ah. I appear to have shot off one of my own toes. Whoops.
Hello PPC, this is me introducing myself. I am a Australian caucasian dude. I heard about the PPC a little while ago from a friend so I've decided to join. I've read the Original Series and the Constitution. I like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, most anime, and the elder scrolls. I would like to become a veterinarian. I enjoying reading and playing video games. I'm trying to learn spanish and I find it really cool that people can learn more than one language. Thank you for reading.
Have a Charizardite Y and a +1 vorpal shovel! (I like DnD/Pathfinder)
Please accept this fine chased-silver mechanical pencil... and the ammunition for it. Simply twist the clip at the top through a full 360 degrees, unscrew the cap, load, and fire by clicking the top like so-
*small bang*
Ah. I appear to have shot off one of my own toes. Whoops.
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Hope you have fun here!
Hello and welcome aBoard! Here, take this... Uh...
*searches inside his bottomless bag*
Here, take this bottle of soda. It's... Urple-flavoured? It can't be that bad, right?
Have one of my own shed feathers (watch it, it's sharp!) and a replica of the Golden Snitch with a Poké Ball engraving!
Hello, and welcome aBoard! Please leave your sanity at the ford; it will be quickly desposed of. As a gift, please take this honking armadillo! If the urple bow on its tail becomes too overwhelming, feel free to remove it.
Hope you enjoy it here!
Welcome to the PPC! You should be in for a wild ride.
An Aussie, huh? Cool! I am from the other end of the earth, Alaska! I hope your summer is going a whole lot better then my winter. I can only barely call it winter! But, that's another topic for another day.
Nice, and Elder Scrolls fan! What games have you played? I've made it though all of Oblivion, most of Skyrim, and some of Morrowind.
Oh, I'm supposed to give a gift of some format. Hmm... Oh, I know! Tell me what your favorite Daedric Prince is, and I will give you an artifact associated with them! (Nothing as cool as the Wabbajack or Dawnbreaker, sadly. Lesser-known artifacts.)
My summer is going well. Thank you. I have played through Morrowind, Oblivian and Skyrim. My favourite Daedric Prince would probably have to be Molag Bol
(We'll let the mini-Daedra slide: It's poor soul is probably in Molag's clutches already.)
Molag Bal: Daedric Prince of rape and domination. This Prince sees the mortal realm of Nirn as his personal plaything, made to be bent to his dark whims. Molag Bal covets the souls of the dead, wanting to drag all of Mundus into his plane of Oblivion: Coldharbor. It was in Coldharbor that this artifact was crafted. At first, it seems nothing more then a small, hollow rod. So unassuming it is, most would think it a simple drinking straw. Yet, do not underestimate the danger it poses, nor the power it possess. Like its master's children, the vampires, this straw sucks the life from mortals, transferring it to the wielder, closing wounds and reversing age. Beware, however, those who would wield such a force against their fellow man: with each life consumed, your overall constitution weakens, leaving you vulnerable to those who would strike back.
Yes, I just gave you the Vampire's Straw. Use it wisely.
...What? Molag Bal is an evil Daedra, even by Daedric standards! You can't expect everything to be funny all the time.
I'm relatively new here too, my gift to you is Chillrend. Hope you have fun here
Have a signed portrait of Sheogorath! (Don't ask me how I got it.)
*glomps*
Have a ghostly kitten!