Have a Charizardite Y and a +1 vorpal shovel! (I like DnD/Pathfinder)

Please accept this fine chased-silver mechanical pencil... and the ammunition for it. Simply twist the clip at the top through a full 360 degrees, unscrew the cap, load, and fire by clicking the top like so-

*small bang*

Ah. I appear to have shot off one of my own toes. Whoops.

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Hope you have fun here!

Hello and welcome aBoard! Here, take this... Uh...
*searches inside his bottomless bag*
Here, take this bottle of soda. It's... Urple-flavoured? It can't be that bad, right?

Have one of my own shed feathers (watch it, it's sharp!) and a replica of the Golden Snitch with a Poké Ball engraving!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! Please leave your sanity at the ford; it will be quickly desposed of. As a gift, please take this honking armadillo! If the urple bow on its tail becomes too overwhelming, feel free to remove it.

Hope you enjoy it here!

Welcome to the PPC! You should be in for a wild ride.

An Aussie, huh? Cool! I am from the other end of the earth, Alaska! I hope your summer is going a whole lot better then my winter. I can only barely call it winter! But, that's another topic for another day.

Nice, and Elder Scrolls fan! What games have you played? I've made it though all of Oblivion, most of Skyrim, and some of Morrowind.

Oh, I'm supposed to give a gift of some format. Hmm... Oh, I know! Tell me what your favorite Daedric Prince is, and I will give you an artifact associated with them! (Nothing as cool as the Wabbajack or Dawnbreaker, sadly. Lesser-known artifacts.)

I'm relatively new here too, my gift to you is Chillrend. Hope you have fun here

Have a signed portrait of Sheogorath! (Don't ask me how I got it.)

*glomps*

Have a ghostly kitten!