Subject: I assume then that no more harm can be done –
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Posted on: 2015-01-10 17:34:00 UTC

when I expose you to My Pet Theory, Part 2: The Time-Turner Conspiracy.

Would McGonagall give a very dangerous and top secret Time-Turner to a thirteen year old student just to make her happy and let her have all the OWLs she wants to get? Certainly not!

Would McGonagall give a very dangerous and top secret Time-Turner to a thirteen year old student to teach her a specific lesson? I don’t think so.

But since time travel was so top secret, McGonagall couldn’t even know how this would end when she started it. She only knew that Hermione tried to sign up for every subject available. Then, something like this must have happened (Warning! Scripted badfiction copypasted from a several years old discussion thread):

DUMBLEDORE: You seem concerned, Minerva. Is there a problem?

McGONAGALL (presenting a piece of parchment): I am, Albus. I am and there is.

DUMBLEDORE (reading): So she couldn’t decide and signed up for everything. Is this a surprise?

McGONAGALL: I had hoped – this will never work, Albus! For two years we show our Muggle-born students how much can be done although Muggles deem it impossible. We convey that much more will be possible if they only work hard, but now I have to tell Miss Granger that her Heart’s Desire cannot come true because it’s impossible to fit into the class schedules!

DUMBLEDORE: But this isn’t the first time you have to do this, right?

McGONAGALL: In these other cases, I found something I could refer to. If Miss Granger had ever experienced a situation where magic was available but couldn’t help, we would know. Why should she believe me?

DUMBLEDORE: I’m sure Miss Granger will not assume that you intent to hurt her, or that you are just too lazy to do your work right. So what do you expect?

McGONAGALL: I would be less worried if she were more predictable. For months she is every teachers dream, but suddenly Miss Granger tries to catch a troll on her own. Or she helps Mr. Potter in a prank involving a fake dragon. Last Yule she tried to transfigure herself into a cat! (aside) Why didn’t she ask me first?

DUMBLEDORE: I don’t pretend to understand everything that happens in this school. Miss Granger’s escapades may have better reasons than we know. But I can see your point.

McGONAGALL: Albus, isn’t there a way to show, rather than tell Hermione, that this is really impossible? Otherwise I can’t foresee what this refusal might do to her mental health.

DUMBLEDORE: There is no way as far as I’m aware, but I will think about it and I may ask for advice. If you excuse me now, I have some letters to write.

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McGONAGALL(reading a letter): Did you know that the Ministry is actually researching time travel?

DUMBLEDORE: How could I know? Everything done at the DOM is top secret.

McGONAGALL: So your friend suggests using a Time-Turner to let Miss Granger take two lessons at the same time. Wouldn’t this be dangerous? Nobody is supposed to change history!

DUMBLEDORE: Since Miss Granger would just do what she already intends to do, she wouldn’t really change anything. There shouldn’t be much danger.

McGONAGALL (reading out loud): Since nobody yet considered that there should be a law prohibiting the use of Time-Turners by under-aged persons or outside of the DOM, this would technically not be illegal. Ha! Your friend is a Slytherin, right? But this should still be kept secret, and for my own safety in case of a breach of security, I need sincere affirmation that your student is an honourable person dedicated to her studies who will strictly limit the use of this Time-Turner to educational purposes only. Didn’t you tell him that this girl’s unpredictability is the main problem?

DUMBLEDORE: So the crucial question is: Do we trust her?

McGONAGALL: I wouldn’t even trust myself. There may always be a situation when you can save a life by doing a minimal adjustment to what just happened – so what would you do?

DUMBLEDORE: I’ll try to get all information about previous experiences with Time-Turners. Miss Granger has to know exactly what can be done and what shouldn’t be attempted. Then I’ll trust her to do nothing unreasonable. And it’s ‘her’, by the way.

McGONAGALL: What? Oh, this signature is as unreadable as you would expect from an ‘unspeakable’. But don’t try to distract me. This is all quite illogical. If we depend on Miss Granger being reasonable anyway, wouldn’t it be better to just tell her that she can’t study more than twelve subjects?

DUMBLEDORE: Not at all, Minerva, not at all! You warned me that this may be a turning point in Miss Granger’s life, and you know quite well that even well-thought decisions may have terrible consequences. Why would you take a risk?

McGONAGALL: Because we have to take a risk anyway! I just want to point out that it may be better to abandon this unnecessary complex project.

DUMBLEDORE: Maybe, but when did we ever miss such an opportunity to experience something new? How long do you reckon will Miss Granger need to learn her special lesson? I’ll bet she’ll hand the Time-Turner in before the spring holidays arrive.

McGONAGALL: Bet? Albus, this isn’t a game!

DUMBLEDORE: Life is too severe to take it always serious.

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Their speech patterns and behaviour may be out of character, but I hope their attitude isn’t.

HG

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