More! by
Neshomeh
on 2014-11-20 18:56:00 UTC
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Help, I can't stop. {X D
CALLS:
My team won at Indoor-Rules Quiddich when I hit _____ with __.
We knew we were in trouble when __ was made the new DADA teacher.
That mission was bad, but at least it didn't have __.
The disguise generator malfunctioned, and now I'm stuck as _.
Prrrrp! What has the D.O.R.K.S. turned into now? _.
"Never go in against __ when _____ is on the line!"
How did Alec Troven kill Marrissa Picard this time? __.
__ and _____ turned out to be a surprisingly effective team.
The wand wood was all right, but the core was __.
For some reason, the new department chose __ for its flash patch.
My PPC Cluedo solution: __, with _, in _.
It is unwise to part an agent from their _.
"Your mother was _, and your father smelt of _!"
Why is the rum gone? _.
". Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
The Foxglove Official's latest personality sounds like __.
Where will the Sunflower's Witness jump out from next? _.
The Floating Hyacinth was most annoyed when __ was dumped in her tank.
"Everything changed when _____ attacked."
For their next experiment, the DMSE&R will subject Sues to __.
RESPONSES:
A fairy castle in Mirkwood.
The worst. Possible. Thing.
A pervy hobbit-fancier.
J.R.R. Tolkien, spinning in his grave.
A were-penguin Borg Time Lord.
Flaming Denethor.
Jadis in a block of ice.
Radagast on a bunny sled.
Thranduil on a moose.
Three of Lady Galadriel's hairs.
Jennifer Robinson's tea stash.
A titanium spork.
Nancing elves.
A twelve-ton Triceratops.
A twenty-pound sledgehammer.
The Most Holy Hat of GreyLadyBast.
Twincest.
Using the new recruits as target practice.
A Dibbler pie to the face.
A small clan of Nac Mac Feegle.
Acacia's old sandal.
Jay's Rammstein collection.
Vanilla ice cream.
Lavender ladyparts.
Celebrian's silk "garment."
Orally pleasuring the goblin-king.
Ithalond's amputated hands.
Riffing for survival.
Dinos with mammalian reproductive organs.
Dino-sex.
Putting baby in the woodsand to die.
Injetting her with the posion.
The posion.
[BEEEEEEEEEP!]
Alumia the Woodsprite.
Honesah Hoononee Keemo.
Breastfeeding the Fellowship.
Salina Rose the Piratate.
Doing a can-can in the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent.
Random Orcs.
Smurly the Garden Gnome.
Talking like Gollum.
A salmon cannon.
Getting hit in the face by a salmon.
MR. ROGERS! MR. ROGERS!
Breaking the Fourth Wall.
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BTW, I noticed that you changed the one about typos. I don't think the phrasing "What did the typo cause the Word World to do?" really works, because all the answers are basically phrased as nouns, not verbs, so none of them will make grammatical sense. Same problem with "What did I do with the Sue remains?" and, to a lesser extent, "What do agents spend their little bit of free time doing?" I'd rephrase like so:
Oh no! A typo has manifested __ in the Word World!
How did I dispose of the Sue remains?
What do agents spend their little bit of free time on?
We need to organize an actual game soon. ^_^
~Neshomeh
