Having spent pretty much all morning on this, here's what I've come up with (so far):

CALLS:

Agent Supernumerary finally snapped when he saw _____ and _____ in __.

Agent Ilraen's newest morph is _.

_/. Enough said.

Instead of __, FicPsych is now recommending _.

Oh no! A typo has resulted in _!

____ is now a forbidden substance in Headquarters.

Back in my day, _____ was standard on missions.

What did the Postal Department deliver to my RC today?

The entire DIC was called in when _____ met _____ and __.

What helps Agent Supernumerary unwind?

While I went for the kill, my partner distracted the Sue with _.

What do I use to get around Headquarters?

How did Agent Harris get into trouble /this/ time?

The last thing Dafydd remembered was _; then Rivendell was on fire. Again.

[. Non-canon. Recommendation: __.]

No-Drool Videos with ____ and __. Ugh!

What did Agent Trojanhorse pull out of her Bag this time?

__ will now get you _____ on HQ's black market.

"Let's hunt some __."

"No-one tosses _!"

"The closer you are to _, the further you are from _."

Unsurprisingly, using ____ as lube turned out to be a bad idea.

"For Truth, Justice, Freedom, __, and __!"



RESPONSES:

Agent Supernumerary's flask.

A "hord" being blown.

Subjugation.

Ring Child.

Blood Raining Night.

Dumbledore's dragon-blood potency potion.

A half-angle.

Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni.

Blood as refreshing as a lemonade Capri-Sun.

Nine uncanonical horses.

A pregnant Severus Snape.

Invisible yarn.

Millie and Mr. Socko.

Sesshomaru. Inuyasha's brother. The vampire lord.

A waterfall of gore and violence.

A rock dildo.

Smaug/Bilbo slash.

An unnaturally gestating fetus.

Archir the Emerald.

Mpreg.

A time travel paradox.

A three-year-old istar.

Creepy lap-sitting.

Trivializing the power of the One Ring.

Looking death in the face and quoting canon at it.

Tantaflaf.

Gandalf's cooking.

Sparklypoo.

Catgirls.

Learning Through Pain.

A CAD that speaks in haiku.

Tempting the Ironic Overpower.

Accidentally killing a canon character.

Falling through a plothole into Headquarters.

Sporking your own eyes out.

Jumping into the Fountain of Bleepka.

The Hedgehog Song.

A Pan-Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blaster.

More angst than the entire Twilight franchise.

Another Glaurunging "My Immortal" copycat.

A subscription to Gardening Monthly.

A bright purple item of explicit nature.

The Laws of Narrative Comedy.

Assbabies.

Vambiolaria.

The Librarian of Unseen University.

The Luggage.

Dubious lube.

Elves in Black Leather.

Harrow the Balrog Sue.

Bob the Sandwich Stu.

Eight hundred forty-five Ypurs.

Self-neuralyzation.

Accidentally neuralyzing your partner.

Attempting to map Headquarters.

The hidden recesses of the PPC Archives.

Bleepka. Lots and lots of Bleepka.

Doing the Duty.

The Marquis de Sod's hat.

Legolas in a Speedo.

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

Going flamethrower-crazy.

Ragna the Urple.

Corvid the Plaid.

The Ring of Sairalindë.

Trying to build a CAD from scratch.

Experiments with Bleeprin and alcohol.

The Mini-Balrog Cookbook.

Thirteen agents and a horse.

More mini-Balrogs than Miss Cam can deal with.

Generic Tenth Walker Sues.

Using the interns as decoys.

A gallon of Bleepto-Dismal.

Intravenous Bleepphine.

Hot Klatchian Bloffee.

Sar-plasm.

Urple paint.

Ye Olde Poisonous Poison.

Galadriel Brand™ Lembas.

Kuswort.

Convenient Cake.

Reasonably priced love.

A hard-boiled egg.

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Also, we should add agent names, but you probably don't need our help to do that. {= )

~Neshomeh

Slash: Romance Without Boundaries. It works pretty much like Cards Against Humanity, except that the goal is to get the "Matchmaker" to select your card for the funniest 'ship. I got to play a little this weekend, and it's pretty fun. *g*

I fully support a PPC version of Cards Against Humanity, too. If I come up with any good ideas, I'll definitely let you know. ^_^

~Neshomeh

I don't like all the dirty cards, and I try to avoid playing them at all (which leads to a difficult end game, where I may have no clean cards left). This has gotten to the point where my friends refer to a non-dirty answer as a [doctorlit's real name] answer when anyone else does it.

Anyway, I'd totally love to play the PPC version once in a while. I made some card ideas at work today; I'm sure some of them are funny to no one but me, so feel free to ignore ones that aren't amusing. Some of them are more general fandom/fic stuff, so you may not want to include them.

Calls:

Miss MacKinnon no longer allows ___ in the Daycare.

Don't feed the trolls, especially not with __.

Last week, __ got mixed into the ___ at the Cafeteria.

I just read a fic that took ___ and turned that into a Digimon.

We've discovered a new species of __! It's characterized by _.

My partner accidentally noticed __ under Luxury's bed. Now, ze needs .

Going against the OFUM tradition, the new fanfiction university utilized mini-.

I finally managed to fix ___ using lots and lots of red ink.

Trivialized .

: Shows up with greater frequency than Agent Luxury cameos.

Then the Sue said, "This isn't even my final __."

The Ironic Overpower loves _.

There are __ spambots at the RC door! They just tried to sell me __!

All Wiki edits that mentioned __ were quickly reverted.

___ are a sure sign of a high rating on the Reality Dysfunction Index.

Agent Sambar cited __, but the Sunflower's Witness countered that with _.

The mystery behind RC 4095 turned out to be _.

During the Poison Joke fiasco, my partner found zirself _.

While the HQ Pool is myth, __ turned out to be horribly real.

For some reason, my CAD always insists that ___ is 105% out of character.

Less well known than the Mysterious Somebody is the ___ Somebody.

This fanfiction has crossed ___ with __. Terrifyingly, it succeeded.

Angels, demons and _.

The sarplasm on the walls just dripped all over _.

No, not even Mary Sues can be charged for _.

Lady Galadriel's mirror showed me a vision of _.

If you were a Magic: the Gathering card, your abilities would be __ and Protection from ___.

Responses:

Master Who

The long-awaited sequel to JulyFlame: JanuaryFreeze.

Vantablack.

Pokégirls.

Osbert's Raiders of the Lost Arc.

A literal bubonic woodchuck.

An Avril Lavigne/Taylor Swift mashup.

Exactly one half of Tawaki's plovers.

That one obscure fandom no one else ever knows.

An Ugly Animal Friend.

Learning your parents' favorite OTPs.

Popular M/M pairings from seventeenth century British slash fics.

Randomly bursting into showtunes.

Overindulging in fanmix creation.

Someone named Sara or Sarah.

Mongoose adoption.

A unicorn putting its head in your lap.

Count me in for a game sometime! It'll be awesome. Here's my ideas for a few cards. I might come up with a few more later, too.

Black Cards:
Character Ruptures are usually caused by _____.
Fangirls will stampede over _.
Everything is better with _.
Agents spend their little bit of free time doing ______.

White Cards:
The Urple Bandits
Miss Cam's Paddle of Canon Accuracy
Extra-Strength Bleeprin Overdoses
Ironic Overpower
!!!11!!!one!!!1
The Mysterious Somebody
DAVD Conspiracy Theory

I have some ideas for questions, since we have far less of those.

"This year's HQ-wide Christmas/holiday celebrations will include, for the first time, __"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of _, for they are ___ and quick to anger."

"Who's the star of the latest terrible Evanescence songfic? Why, ____, of course!"

"If anything can drive a Flower absolutely insane, it's _"

"A memorably botched lyric heard on Karaoke Night: 'Read between the lines, what's f*cked up and _'s all right~'"

"Someone tried to set up a fight between ____ and _____. It didn't end well at all."

Love playing this game, played it a lot with some non-PPC friends last (academic) year, just haven't found the time to this year (yet). IIRC didn't we have a room/thing on Pretend You're Xyzzy for a small bit last year?

Yes! I love this game since a few people on the IRC conveniently introduced me to it!
I'd love to play a web game sometime. *dances around*