Subject: I'd be up for a game at any time. (nm)
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Posted on: 2014-11-16 02:46:00 UTC
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Do YOU like Cards Against Humanity? by
on 2014-11-14 07:36:00 UTC
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(I'll just, uh, wait for those of you who haven't heard of it to educate yourselves.)
Got that taken care of? Thinks it sounds great? Well, I'm here to plug and take requests for:
The PPC version!
You can test-play it presumably through the CardCast website, but I also know for a fact that you can conveniently plug the deck into Pretend You're Xyzzy, which is the most popular online version of Cards Against Humanity. It has literally every card deck ever conceived, and now you can add a PPC deck to it.
Anyone up for a game sometime? Got any card suggestions? Please leave either type of response as a response to this post. Or contact me if you know where to find me. -
Now I'm having way too much fun with this. by
on 2014-11-18 20:42:00 UTC
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Having spent pretty much all morning on this, here's what I've come up with (so far):
CALLS:
Agent Supernumerary finally snapped when he saw _____ and _____ in __.
Agent Ilraen's newest morph is _.
_/. Enough said.
Instead of __, FicPsych is now recommending _.
Oh no! A typo has resulted in _!
____ is now a forbidden substance in Headquarters.
Back in my day, _____ was standard on missions.
What did the Postal Department deliver to my RC today?
The entire DIC was called in when _____ met _____ and __.
What helps Agent Supernumerary unwind?
While I went for the kill, my partner distracted the Sue with _.
What do I use to get around Headquarters?
How did Agent Harris get into trouble /this/ time?
The last thing Dafydd remembered was _; then Rivendell was on fire. Again.
[. Non-canon. Recommendation: __.]
No-Drool Videos with ____ and __. Ugh!
What did Agent Trojanhorse pull out of her Bag this time?
__ will now get you _____ on HQ's black market.
"Let's hunt some __."
"No-one tosses _!"
"The closer you are to _, the further you are from _."
Unsurprisingly, using ____ as lube turned out to be a bad idea.
"For Truth, Justice, Freedom, __, and __!"
RESPONSES:
Agent Supernumerary's flask.
A "hord" being blown.
Subjugation.
Ring Child.
Blood Raining Night.
Dumbledore's dragon-blood potency potion.
A half-angle.
Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni.
Blood as refreshing as a lemonade Capri-Sun.
Nine uncanonical horses.
A pregnant Severus Snape.
Invisible yarn.
Millie and Mr. Socko.
Sesshomaru. Inuyasha's brother. The vampire lord.
A waterfall of gore and violence.
A rock dildo.
Smaug/Bilbo slash.
An unnaturally gestating fetus.
Archir the Emerald.
Mpreg.
A time travel paradox.
A three-year-old istar.
Creepy lap-sitting.
Trivializing the power of the One Ring.
Looking death in the face and quoting canon at it.
Tantaflaf.
Gandalf's cooking.
Sparklypoo.
Catgirls.
Learning Through Pain.
A CAD that speaks in haiku.
Tempting the Ironic Overpower.
Accidentally killing a canon character.
Falling through a plothole into Headquarters.
Sporking your own eyes out.
Jumping into the Fountain of Bleepka.
The Hedgehog Song.
A Pan-Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blaster.
More angst than the entire Twilight franchise.
Another Glaurunging "My Immortal" copycat.
A subscription to Gardening Monthly.
A bright purple item of explicit nature.
The Laws of Narrative Comedy.
Assbabies.
Vambiolaria.
The Librarian of Unseen University.
The Luggage.
Dubious lube.
Elves in Black Leather.
Harrow the Balrog Sue.
Bob the Sandwich Stu.
Eight hundred forty-five Ypurs.
Self-neuralyzation.
Accidentally neuralyzing your partner.
Attempting to map Headquarters.
The hidden recesses of the PPC Archives.
Bleepka. Lots and lots of Bleepka.
Doing the Duty.
The Marquis de Sod's hat.
Legolas in a Speedo.
KHAAAAAAAAAN!
Going flamethrower-crazy.
Ragna the Urple.
Corvid the Plaid.
The Ring of Sairalindë.
Trying to build a CAD from scratch.
Experiments with Bleeprin and alcohol.
The Mini-Balrog Cookbook.
Thirteen agents and a horse.
More mini-Balrogs than Miss Cam can deal with.
Generic Tenth Walker Sues.
Using the interns as decoys.
A gallon of Bleepto-Dismal.
Intravenous Bleepphine.
Hot Klatchian Bloffee.
Sar-plasm.
Urple paint.
Ye Olde Poisonous Poison.
Galadriel Brand™ Lembas.
Kuswort.
Convenient Cake.
Reasonably priced love.
A hard-boiled egg.
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Also, we should add agent names, but you probably don't need our help to do that. {= )
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More! by
on 2014-11-20 18:56:00 UTC
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Help, I can't stop. {X D
CALLS:
My team won at Indoor-Rules Quiddich when I hit _____ with __.
We knew we were in trouble when __ was made the new DADA teacher.
That mission was bad, but at least it didn't have __.
The disguise generator malfunctioned, and now I'm stuck as _.
Prrrrp! What has the D.O.R.K.S. turned into now? _.
"Never go in against __ when _____ is on the line!"
How did Alec Troven kill Marrissa Picard this time? __.
__ and _____ turned out to be a surprisingly effective team.
The wand wood was all right, but the core was __.
For some reason, the new department chose __ for its flash patch.
My PPC Cluedo solution: __, with _, in _.
It is unwise to part an agent from their _.
"Your mother was _, and your father smelt of _!"
Why is the rum gone? _.
". Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
The Foxglove Official's latest personality sounds like __.
Where will the Sunflower's Witness jump out from next? _.
The Floating Hyacinth was most annoyed when __ was dumped in her tank.
"Everything changed when _____ attacked."
For their next experiment, the DMSE&R will subject Sues to __.
RESPONSES:
A fairy castle in Mirkwood.
The worst. Possible. Thing.
A pervy hobbit-fancier.
J.R.R. Tolkien, spinning in his grave.
A were-penguin Borg Time Lord.
Flaming Denethor.
Jadis in a block of ice.
Radagast on a bunny sled.
Thranduil on a moose.
Three of Lady Galadriel's hairs.
Jennifer Robinson's tea stash.
A titanium spork.
Nancing elves.
A twelve-ton Triceratops.
A twenty-pound sledgehammer.
The Most Holy Hat of GreyLadyBast.
Twincest.
Using the new recruits as target practice.
A Dibbler pie to the face.
A small clan of Nac Mac Feegle.
Acacia's old sandal.
Jay's Rammstein collection.
Vanilla ice cream.
Lavender ladyparts.
Celebrian's silk "garment."
Orally pleasuring the goblin-king.
Ithalond's amputated hands.
Riffing for survival.
Dinos with mammalian reproductive organs.
Dino-sex.
Putting baby in the woodsand to die.
Injetting her with the posion.
The posion.
[BEEEEEEEEEP!]
Alumia the Woodsprite.
Honesah Hoononee Keemo.
Breastfeeding the Fellowship.
Salina Rose the Piratate.
Doing a can-can in the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent.
Random Orcs.
Smurly the Garden Gnome.
Talking like Gollum.
A salmon cannon.
Getting hit in the face by a salmon.
MR. ROGERS! MR. ROGERS!
Breaking the Fourth Wall.
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BTW, I noticed that you changed the one about typos. I don't think the phrasing "What did the typo cause the Word World to do?" really works, because all the answers are basically phrased as nouns, not verbs, so none of them will make grammatical sense. Same problem with "What did I do with the Sue remains?" and, to a lesser extent, "What do agents spend their little bit of free time doing?" I'd rephrase like so:
Oh no! A typo has manifested __ in the Word World!
How did I dispose of the Sue remains?
What do agents spend their little bit of free time on?
We need to organize an actual game soon. ^_^
~Neshomeh -
Yeah, I couldn't think up a good rewording of those. by
on 2014-11-25 20:57:00 UTC
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Glad you found some more playable rewordings, though! And yes, we do need to set up a game sometime. We could make another post about it and ask people for their availabilities/time zones, and then decide on a time where the optimal amount of people can join in. It's how I've organised these games in the Shakespeare fandom.
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Related: Have you guys heard of Slash, the card game? by
on 2014-11-17 16:36:00 UTC
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Slash: Romance Without Boundaries. It works pretty much like Cards Against Humanity, except that the goal is to get the "Matchmaker" to select your card for the funniest 'ship. I got to play a little this weekend, and it's pretty fun. *g*
I fully support a PPC version of Cards Against Humanity, too. If I come up with any good ideas, I'll definitely let you know. ^_^
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Sounds kind of like a game my brother and I play. by
on 2014-11-18 23:06:00 UTC
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Except it's really more of a 'play while waiting in line for popcorn' game than something you sit down to play with other people. On the count of three, you name one person and your friend names another. That's the pairing you get to imagine!
I think our weirdest was Doctor Doofenshmirtz/Dobby. -
Canon... sense... tingling. by
on 2014-11-18 12:51:00 UTC
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It sounds pretty fun/ny, particularly the 'harder' variant where you have to make a story to go with your ship. The inclusion of a rule that you can discard anyone you've never actually heard of is nice, too.
But... argh. I can accept Aragorn's description as '1/32 Elvish on his father's side' as a joke (much like the entirely accurate description of Treebeard as 'doesn't remember what girl trees look like'). But... Galadriel is listed as 'Queen of Lothlorien'. So, y'know, :(.
(Also, I initially thought the name implied it was all male characters, which would have been rather less fun; versatility is always better!)
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Oh man that looks super fun by
on 2014-11-17 18:52:00 UTC
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What canons are included in there?
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Many, many canons. by
on 2014-11-17 19:07:00 UTC
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I can't think of anything recently popular that I didn't see, and there were plenty of classics and things I didn't recognize, too.
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Oh yeah, this looks fun (nm) by
on 2014-11-17 12:39:00 UTC
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My friends got me into this. by
on 2014-11-17 05:29:00 UTC
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I don't like all the dirty cards, and I try to avoid playing them at all (which leads to a difficult end game, where I may have no clean cards left). This has gotten to the point where my friends refer to a non-dirty answer as a [doctorlit's real name] answer when anyone else does it.
Anyway, I'd totally love to play the PPC version once in a while. I made some card ideas at work today; I'm sure some of them are funny to no one but me, so feel free to ignore ones that aren't amusing. Some of them are more general fandom/fic stuff, so you may not want to include them.
Calls:
Miss MacKinnon no longer allows ___ in the Daycare.
Don't feed the trolls, especially not with __.
Last week, __ got mixed into the ___ at the Cafeteria.
I just read a fic that took ___ and turned that into a Digimon.
We've discovered a new species of __! It's characterized by _.
My partner accidentally noticed __ under Luxury's bed. Now, ze needs .
Going against the OFUM tradition, the new fanfiction university utilized mini-.
I finally managed to fix ___ using lots and lots of red ink.
Trivialized .
: Shows up with greater frequency than Agent Luxury cameos.
Then the Sue said, "This isn't even my final __."
The Ironic Overpower loves _.
There are __ spambots at the RC door! They just tried to sell me __!
All Wiki edits that mentioned __ were quickly reverted.
___ are a sure sign of a high rating on the Reality Dysfunction Index.
Agent Sambar cited __, but the Sunflower's Witness countered that with _.
The mystery behind RC 4095 turned out to be _.
During the Poison Joke fiasco, my partner found zirself _.
While the HQ Pool is myth, __ turned out to be horribly real.
For some reason, my CAD always insists that ___ is 105% out of character.
Less well known than the Mysterious Somebody is the ___ Somebody.
This fanfiction has crossed ___ with __. Terrifyingly, it succeeded.
Angels, demons and _.
The sarplasm on the walls just dripped all over _.
No, not even Mary Sues can be charged for _.
Lady Galadriel's mirror showed me a vision of _.
If you were a Magic: the Gathering card, your abilities would be __ and Protection from ___.
Responses:
Master Who
The long-awaited sequel to JulyFlame: JanuaryFreeze.
Vantablack.
Pokégirls.
Osbert's Raiders of the Lost Arc.
A literal bubonic woodchuck.
An Avril Lavigne/Taylor Swift mashup.
Exactly one half of Tawaki's plovers.
That one obscure fandom no one else ever knows.
An Ugly Animal Friend.
Learning your parents' favorite OTPs.
Popular M/M pairings from seventeenth century British slash fics.
Randomly bursting into showtunes.
Overindulging in fanmix creation.
Someone named Sara or Sarah.
Mongoose adoption.
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Looks like fun! (nm) by
on 2014-11-17 01:03:00 UTC
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I'd be up for a game at any time. (nm) by
on 2014-11-16 02:46:00 UTC
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Woohoo! by
on 2014-11-15 02:26:00 UTC
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Count me in for a game sometime! It'll be awesome. Here's my ideas for a few cards. I might come up with a few more later, too.
Black Cards:
Character Ruptures are usually caused by _____.
Fangirls will stampede over _.
Everything is better with _.
Agents spend their little bit of free time doing ______.
White Cards:
The Urple Bandits
Miss Cam's Paddle of Canon Accuracy
Extra-Strength Bleeprin Overdoses
Ironic Overpower
!!!11!!!one!!!1
The Mysterious Somebody
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This is gonna be great! by
on 2014-11-14 15:32:00 UTC
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I have some ideas for questions, since we have far less of those.
"This year's HQ-wide Christmas/holiday celebrations will include, for the first time, __"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of _, for they are ___ and quick to anger."
"Who's the star of the latest terrible Evanescence songfic? Why, ____, of course!"
"If anything can drive a Flower absolutely insane, it's _"
"A memorably botched lyric heard on Karaoke Night: 'Read between the lines, what's f*cked up and _'s all right~'"
"Someone tried to set up a fight between ____ and _____. It didn't end well at all." -
Count me in. by
on 2014-11-14 15:11:00 UTC
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Love playing this game, played it a lot with some non-PPC friends last (academic) year, just haven't found the time to this year (yet). IIRC didn't we have a room/thing on Pretend You're Xyzzy for a small bit last year?
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*grins eagerly* by
on 2014-11-14 08:47:00 UTC
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Yes! I love this game since a few people on the IRC conveniently introduced me to it!
I'd love to play a web game sometime. *dances around*