Subject: It's my birthday.
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Posted on: 2016-05-06 15:01:00 UTC
And I'm typing this to postpone having to go downstairs and have my family sing to and/or hug me. Does anyone know a cure for embarrassment? Or an invisibility spell?
I mean, I don't really mind attention. It's just too early in the morning. Feel free to party or whatever. I baked you all cookies. Well, my sister baked them, but you all can eat them; she won't notice.
--Key
Here, take some birthday pizza. It's a tradition in my family.
...Unfortunately, it is not also International Pancake Day, and that makes me sad.
(If you really wanted, you could have pancakes on your birthday anyway. Hooray for pancakes!)
I actually have some pancakes; want to share? *spreads out a picnic blanket and puts a plate of pancakes on top*
I do quite like the freedom of choice here, but, given the circumstances, I think I'll opt for 'party' as opposed to 'whatever.'
I don't have one gift for you, Key.
I've gotten you everything in existence.
Except an invisibility spell or cure for embarrassment.
That's right, Key, everything in existence is now officially owned by you.
Except for invisibility spells or cures for embarrassment.
I really hope you don't need either of those things, because, let me tell you, they are not yours.
Happy Birthdaaaaaaaay!
Turns out, I didn't wind up needing them. Mom was in bed sick and my sister overslept. So, thank you for the gift! It's perfect!
After all, the physical stability of the known universe is technically part of everything.
Please have some black-hole chocolates and some black-hole coffee.
I know several methods for invisibility, but thhey're not available in World One. Sorry. I'll take some cookies though.
[HIT IT!]
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
Also, for this, please have... yourself! :D
Thank you for the picture, and for reminding me that Voltaire exists and is awesome.
Have a +1 shovel!
You want to postpone people singing to you? Too bad!
*deep breath*
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
*replies a day later* Thank you for your enthusiasm 😄