Subject: It is indeed your birthday.
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Posted on: 2016-05-07 00:36:00 UTC
...Unfortunately, it is not also International Pancake Day, and that makes me sad.
(If you really wanted, you could have pancakes on your birthday anyway. Hooray for pancakes!)
And I'm typing this to postpone having to go downstairs and have my family sing to and/or hug me. Does anyone know a cure for embarrassment? Or an invisibility spell?
I mean, I don't really mind attention. It's just too early in the morning. Feel free to party or whatever. I baked you all cookies. Well, my sister baked them, but you all can eat them; she won't notice.
--Key
Here, take some birthday pizza. It's a tradition in my family.
...Unfortunately, it is not also International Pancake Day, and that makes me sad.
(If you really wanted, you could have pancakes on your birthday anyway. Hooray for pancakes!)
I actually have some pancakes; want to share? *spreads out a picnic blanket and puts a plate of pancakes on top*
Turns out, I didn't wind up needing them. Mom was in bed sick and my sister overslept. So, thank you for the gift! It's perfect!
After all, the physical stability of the known universe is technically part of everything.
Please have some black-hole chocolates and some black-hole coffee.
I know several methods for invisibility, but thhey're not available in World One. Sorry. I'll take some cookies though.
Thank you for the picture, and for reminding me that Voltaire exists and is awesome.
Have a +1 shovel!
*replies a day later* Thank you for your enthusiasm 😄
