Don't use it all at once, now.

It's my birthday. by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-06 15:01:00 UTC Reply

And I'm typing this to postpone having to go downstairs and have my family sing to and/or hug me. Does anyone know a cure for embarrassment? Or an invisibility spell?

I mean, I don't really mind attention. It's just too early in the morning. Feel free to party or whatever. I baked you all cookies. Well, my sister baked them, but you all can eat them; she won't notice.

--Key

HAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAY! *throws balloons in the air* (nm) by Silenthunder on 2016-05-08 04:09:00 UTC Reply
Happy Birthday, Key! by Badger421 on 2016-05-07 01:33:00 UTC Reply

Here, take some birthday pizza. It's a tradition in my family.

I am honored to be included in this tradition. (nm) by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-07 17:03:00 UTC Reply

It is indeed your birthday. by 1visible on 2016-05-07 00:36:00 UTC Reply

...Unfortunately, it is not also International Pancake Day, and that makes me sad.

(If you really wanted, you could have pancakes on your birthday anyway. Hooray for pancakes!)

Aw, I'm sorry by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-07 17:00:00 UTC Reply

I actually have some pancakes; want to share? *spreads out a picnic blanket and puts a plate of pancakes on top*

It's your birthday. by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-05-06 22:23:00 UTC Reply

I do quite like the freedom of choice here, but, given the circumstances, I think I'll opt for 'party' as opposed to 'whatever.'

I don't have one gift for you, Key.
I've gotten you everything in existence.
Except an invisibility spell or cure for embarrassment.
That's right, Key, everything in existence is now officially owned by you.
Except for invisibility spells or cures for embarrassment.

I really hope you don't need either of those things, because, let me tell you, they are not yours.

Happy Birthdaaaaaaaay!

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Thanks, dude. You're a real pal. by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-07 16:57:00 UTC Reply

Turns out, I didn't wind up needing them. Mom was in bed sick and my sister overslept. So, thank you for the gift! It's perfect!

Don't use it all at once, now. by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-05-08 03:04:00 UTC Reply

After all, the physical stability of the known universe is technically part of everything.

Happy birthday! (nm) by eatpraylove on 2016-05-06 21:53:00 UTC Reply
Happy birthday! by Desdendelle on 2016-05-06 20:01:00 UTC Reply

I lost the bomb... do you khave eet?

... No, I don't? Thank you, though. (nm) by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-07 16:53:00 UTC Reply

Happy Birthday!!! *tosses Spikes* (nm) by SkarmorySilver on 2016-05-06 17:37:00 UTC Reply
Happy birthday! by Hardric on 2016-05-06 16:02:00 UTC Reply

Please have some black-hole chocolates and some black-hole coffee.

I know several methods for invisibility, but thhey're not available in World One. Sorry. I'll take some cookies though.
Happy Birthday, Key! (nm) by Scapegrace on 2016-05-06 15:45:00 UTC Reply
Ekhm... GRAB THE CHAIR BOYS, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER by Matt Cipher on 2016-05-06 15:34:00 UTC Reply

[HIT IT!]

Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!

Also, for this, please have... yourself! :D

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Ermagerd, it's fuzzy by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-07 16:51:00 UTC Reply

Thank you for the picture, and for reminding me that Voltaire exists and is awesome.

A very merry birthday to you! by Voyd on 2016-05-06 15:13:00 UTC Reply

Have a +1 shovel!
*cakefetti* by Iximaz on 2016-05-06 15:12:00 UTC Reply

You want to postpone people singing to you? Too bad!

*deep breath*

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

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*covers ears* *hides* by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-07 16:43:00 UTC Reply

*replies a day later* Thank you for your enthusiasm 😄