Subject: Popping in to say hi and a couple other things!
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Posted on: 2016-04-20 22:07:00 UTC

Hey! How have you all been? I am currently studying abroad in Central Europe, though this weekend (the 23rd to the 25th) I'm going to be in London, so if anyone would like to drop by and say hello please let me know!

I'd also like to bring an offering to the DMS and DOGA. This fic appeared in the Bagginshield tag for no apparent reason (mistag?) and upon reading it I found some particularly egregious timeline and geography errors (such as being able to get from the Shire to Erebor in a month) as well as complete defamation of the character of Thorin Oakenshield (and to a lesser, more fanon-y extent, his sister Dis). Please feel free to give her a particularly heinous death especially considering she shot a Black Arrow (apparently now lined with mithril and diamonds) through Smaug's eye and into his brain.

Also, trigger warning for rape. Because of the complete defamation of Thorin's character.

That all being said, what have you guys all been up to? I see some new faces! Hello newbies and people-who-aren't-new-but-I-haven't-seen-before. -gives lemming repellent-

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