*gasp* How dare I? To atone for this terrible offence, I present you with an enormous block of chocolate dusted with platnium, because platnium is cool.

Also, have some Dubious Boxes. I'm really not sure what's inside, but the one on the left is shaking. It's probably safe...

I hope you've had a lovely day, and all those birthday sentiments.

-Vee

This one digs up major artifacts. Watch out for the intelligent ones.

As for my best guess... I'd say 16 to 22.

Here, take this birthday pizza, it's tradition in my family.

As for your age, I'm going to guess early twenties. I don't really have a reason, but I trust my instincts.

I might look a bit like a bowling ball that's been wrapped in a thick layer of fat and lard, but let me tell you, I have the brain of a super sleuth, the nose of a bloodhound, the eyes of a hawk and the fabulous legs of a Peruvian supermodel.

I've got you figured out, Miss.
You are 117 years old, and are the oldest living woman in the world.
Congratulations, Susannah Mushatt Jones!
Happy birthday, and don't die too soon, you old bird, you!

Have a large swishy skit made out of fruit roll-ups! My guess is that you are in your late teens: younger kids are often too foolish to protect their personal information in any way, shape, or form; and when adults protect their personal information, they often don't worry as much about age, since pedophiles aren't going after them any more.

--Key is not Ivy and never will be

P.S. Hey, you know how parents tell you that the nice person about your age could easily turn out to be a pedophile? Does anyone tell the pedophiles that? Has their been a documented case of undercover pedophiles accidentally seducing each other? I'm sure this has happened, but I can't figure out the right keywords to search. Each sending each other fake pictures stolen from other people's profiles. . . I wonder what happened when they found out. Did they feel victimized?

I honestly never thought about your age. If you don't feel comfortable telling us about yourself, I totally understand and won't force the issue. Have a box of chocolate cupcakes. ^_^

I always got the feeling that you were a teenager. So, uh, 18 today? That's my best guess.
(Actually, you remind me a lot of an old friend, so my guess is probably influenced by her age)

Because of that, you're not getting a song! :P
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Nah, I couldn't do that *nods at the Band*

GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!

Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.


As for your question... Hmm, I always assume people to be in their teens (even if they're in their 30s... BUT THEY LOOK LIKE TEENS, DANGIT!), therefore I'm gonna guess 17-ish, max. 19.

And I'm guessing mid to late teens? You seem mature enough, of course, but your pauses between posts make me think you're in college or something, IDK.