Subject: Someone please send me Guinness by way of sea turtle.
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Posted on: 2016-03-17 23:44:00 UTC
Please note the lack of capital letters, because that's a very vital distinction to make here.
-July, in a dry navy
...What?
(Band Member 1): Um, nobody said it's their birthday, Boss. Who are we playing for?
Well, who do you think? ME! :D
[MUSIC FOR TODAY]
Now, for the more important thing:
Bring our all of your finest green clothes and bad Irish impressions! Where's me beer? Where's me Lucky Charms and me pot o' gold?!
Whoops.
Er.
Sorry.
Alas, I have no cake to give, but please accept this humble cookie offering. They're homemade chocolate chip, my brother just baked them today.
Please note the lack of capital letters, because that's a very vital distinction to make here.
-July, in a dry navy
Kiss me!
Also happy birthday to you Matt!
Or, wait... should that be 'top o'the birthday to ya'?
hS, actually 1/4 Irish come to think of it
Have an exploding toothbrush (you never know when they'll come in handy).
*I hand it to you, then run and hide under a large green blanket* Nobody pinch me or I will lecture you about the history of the Catholic Church in Ireland until your eyes fall out from boredom, see if I don't!
Have this self-updating guidebook of all the deathtraps in the multiverse, with brand-new green cover *hides plastic used for covering it*.
And since you insisted, have some green tea. Please treat it better than Phobos.
I think we need to combine our deathtrap knowledge >D
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Since it is, in fact, your birthday, I will take the liberties of being you.
*clears throat dramatically*
CONGRATULATIONS, COMRADE, FOR YOU ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO BEING GREETED BY THE GLORIOUS VOID! TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTH, WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE ONE DAY CLOSER TO INEVITABLE DOOM!
Hurrah! *tosses confetti*
Also, happy Saint Patrick's Day, and all that!
Very good attempt~
I try my best.
Speaking of, I'm looking for outside opinion about something. Care to mail me at mattcipher94 with a gmail tag?
I have done so, and am rather apprehensive now. I get stressed about everything. It's sort of a habit.
