Subject: Did you guys hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating?
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Posted on: 2016-03-09 14:56:00 UTC
When I heard it, I was like OMg !
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Heads up, Potterheads! We've got some tasty news incoming! by
on 2016-03-07 18:31:00 UTC
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*Ekhm*
Tomorrow, we shall receive FOUR new texts fromHer MajestyJ.K. Rowling herself, as a part of her Magic in North America series:
- The U.S. Hogwarts: Ilvermony
- Skin-walkers: a Native American legend
- The Salem Witch Trials: A formative event for the country’s national magical identity.
- Our Ministry of Magic: the Magical Congress of the United States of America
Actually... I should let THIS VIDEO do all the talking. -
Ilvermony sounds like a Sue element by
on 2016-03-08 04:23:00 UTC
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A bad thing halfway between silver and antimony. Ductile but brittle, in its pure form it is a wilver, glittery, rock. It is a good conductor of electricity, but only when having that property would remove an obstacle someone is facing.
Sorry, I'll leave. -
It's made of molecules held together by electrostatic forces (nm by
on 2016-03-08 04:30:00 UTC
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[hS the chemist twitches] (nm) by
on 2016-03-08 07:21:00 UTC
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When in solution, it forms an acid with a pH of 13 (nm) by
on 2016-03-08 17:10:00 UTC
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Re: When in solution, it forms an acid with a pH of 13 by
on 2016-03-08 19:15:00 UTC
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On reading that I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth. My eyes may or may not have turned red.
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And it alloys with carbon! =] (nm) by
on 2016-03-08 19:48:00 UTC
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To form an ionic compound (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 01:53:00 UTC
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But only if the covalent bonds form improperly. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 03:24:00 UTC
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Oooh, I can sense hS's rage from HERE! (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 10:05:00 UTC
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You are all terrible people. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 10:53:00 UTC
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To be fair, hS, chemistry jokes are Sodium funny. by
on 2016-03-09 14:19:00 UTC
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I slap my neon all of them! :D
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You shall sulfur for this. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:25:00 UTC
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I can't believe you had the gallium to make that pun. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:29:00 UTC
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Come on, it was beryllium(t). (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:34:00 UTC
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Take all your bad puns and barium! (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:44:00 UTC
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Man, ganese puns ever stop? (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:51:00 UTC
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Nitrogen monoxide. (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:54:00 UTC
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Did you guys hear that oxygen and magnesium are dating? by
on 2016-03-09 14:56:00 UTC
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When I heard it, I was like OMg !
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[Muffled screams from hS the chemist] (nm) by
on 2016-03-09 14:59:00 UTC
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*pokes* Guys, I think we broke him. by
on 2016-03-09 16:17:00 UTC
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Acid to myself, we should stop before this gets out of hand, but nooo...
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Stop noble gas to be right... by
on 2016-03-09 16:24:00 UTC
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But it's just so fun.
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My Chem class is dedicated to puns and sexualization by
on 2016-03-11 06:09:00 UTC
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Pretty Much SFW
"Why can't two cations be together? What if it's true love?"
"So electronegativity is the sex appeal of the atom."
"Hey there; I'm a proton. Are you an electron? Because I'm feeling an attractive force."
Long arguments over whether it would be more accurate to describe carbon atoms as gay or as incestuous, since they like to bond with each other.
Metals are basically communists.
Did you hear about the compound that was a salt before it was cool? It's an ironic compound.
Are you a photon? Because you're putting my electrons in an excited state.
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There. I win. You can all stop now.And there's more where that came from. -
The wooooorst... by
on 2016-03-11 07:12:00 UTC
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What have we created...
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We cannot argon with that. (nm) by
on 2016-03-11 09:44:00 UTC
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Awesome! (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 22:00:00 UTC
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I see! by
on 2016-03-07 20:44:00 UTC
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I'm still a bit confused that the American school is called Ilvermorny, and also that there's apparently one magical school for American wizarding kids, but this should be cool!
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MERLIN'S SHINY SILVER TEAPOT by
on 2016-03-07 19:52:00 UTC
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This is going to be awesome! I can't wait.
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*awkwardly flails about with glee* (nm) (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 19:40:00 UTC
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*runs around screeching with excitement* (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 18:43:00 UTC
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*offers Chocolate Cauldrons* (nm) by
on 2016-03-07 19:02:00 UTC
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