Subject: Canon shattering spells, babies and uncanon relatives oh my!
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Posted on: 2015-11-13 14:41:00 UTC

Not What it Appears gives Hermione really neglectful Replaced!parents, which leads to her and Harry getting "rescued" by Dumbledore and McGonagall's twin non-canon children, who then proceed to use a spell, which is so Glaurunging uncanonical that it is definitely capable of tearing the continuum asunder on its own, to turn them back into babies.

Now let's see... Hermione is eight at the start of this mess, which means that we are probably in 1987.
The spell turns them into 8 months old babies. So if you add about 10 years you get that... the events of HPSS (which are copied almost word for word) happen in 1997, a full Glaurunging six years later than in canon. Apparently, Voldemort is really patient now.

This thing also has the highest count of uncanonical relatives that I've ever seen: Dumbledore and McGonagall (talk about a crack pairing) have 8 non-canon children, and an untold number of non-canon grandchildren. McGonagall somehow had a son with Glaurunging Voldermort, who also had a son with Bellatrix. Said son then had a child, which gives Voldemort three too many uncanon relatives. And finally, Hermione is the biological daughter of Regulus Black.

and just for the record, here is the canon shattering spell:

Before me sits a child in shadow. I call the gods to bring him (her) to the light. Bring forth a new slate and begin again.

Erase the memories long since black
Erase the feelings never to come back
I am this child's father (mother)

I am this child's blood
From me this child shall learn
For me this shall mourn
From this day forth this this child is mine forever more

Return Harry (Hermione) to an age to start again to start anew and bring them to safely to my arms!
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