Subject: *sigh* Alright... *puts away pitchfork*
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Posted on: 2015-10-26 21:42:00 UTC

Ah well, I do still have plenty of badfic for anyone to pick from!

My Little Raptor: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/123623/my-little-raptor
Some guy gets sent into Equestria as a Jurassic Park-style raptor. However, he apparently got there by touching a skeleton of a Velociraptor-a species that, as most of you know, was chicken-sized and covered in feathers. Besides that major paleontological screw-up, a bunch of bit character dinosaurs arrive as well, and all in all, it's just. So. BORING.

Redemption: Trixie's Revenge: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/64999/redeemption-trixies-revenge

Trixie gets command of an army of dinosaurs. Yes, really. Just by skimming the fic, it's obviously a trollfic: there is not one capital letter, run-on sentences are everywhere-someone needs to take this down, and quickly.

Mistress-do-Well: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/134240/mistress-do-well
What is this I don't even. Just... get Bleeprin if you mission this. You'll need it.

The Untameable King: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/272821/the-untamable-king
An Indominus Rex, which is somehow living in the prehistoric past when it was genetically engineered, is frozen in ice and reawakens in Equestra. Besides that idiotic concept, there's tons of beige prose, and I'm pretty sure that at least one mini of the word 'dinosaur' was created in the very first chapter. Stand aside, ladies and gents: this one's mine!

My Life With Ponies: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/155784/my-life-with-ponies
A Gary Stu dinosaur of a completely new species has somehow been living in the Everfree Forest undetected for over 1,000 years, and has somehow adopted two changeling children. Yes, really. Taking this bastard down's gonna be difficult: he can apparently use some kind of radar to detect creatures. Again, I'm going to be sporking this fic, and anyone who wants to beta it just needs to email me.

Twilight's Dollhouse: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/91302/twilights-dollhouse
Twilight gets depressed that she's going to outlive all her friends. So she does the natural thing-turn them all into animated dolls against their will by poisoning them! This is on the same level of messed-up as Cupcakes, and believe you me, it will meet the same fate.

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