Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn and a pair of Specter Boots I nicked from Terraria! The boots increase your running speed and allow limited flight; the popcorn is for eating while you read the important stuff on the top of the page, or for throwing at Sues when they annoy you. Enjoy!

Just remember to chuck your sanity in that bin by the door (the virtual internet one). Have this Generic Something as your newbie gift. I have no idea what it does.
Hope you have fun here in the PPC! :)

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Oh look! Another newbie! (Or, well, I still kinda feel like a lightly-used-bie at the most. Joined on April 4th.)

I'm Twistey, an about-to-become Newgrounds game dev who has a crud ton of fandom OCs. I found the PPC through the wiki and got hooked on the idea because of how original it is. I write both original stuff and (more recently) fanfic, and I also like reviewing/beta-ing/MSTing work as well.

So, enough about me, can you tell me some stuff about yourself? How'd you find us? What made you decide to join? What are your interests, fandoms, hobbies, etc? I'd love to know :D

-Twistey

Have a pile of pens

Have a sparkly urple ink pen. Your agents aren't allowed to use it to fill out mission reports.

What is your favorite spinoff? I'm a fan of Trojie and Paddlebrains.

Here have this replica of the One Ring that allows you to speak with cats, as your newbie gift!

Please accept this gift of a lovingly handcrafted urple scalemate, and welcome to the madhouse! :D It's a pleasure to have you here! Do you have any other fandoms apart from that created by our lord and savior, Andrew Hussie?

Hi! I'm Laggycat, also known as Laggykitten some other places. I'm an avid fan of MS Paint Adventures in general, I have read the Original Series, and I really like felines in general.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? I'm guessing you're already familiar with them but it can't hurt to be sure.

And don't mind the drama going on down-Board; that's... really atypical for us, I promise. Hope you like it here regardless. :)

Are you a newbie here to the PPC Board? :)