Subject: Hey there, newbie!
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Posted on: 2017-05-26 01:30:00 UTC
For your newbie gift, have this free Royal Ice Cream Container! It contains whatever kind of ice cream you want it to, never runs out, and in a pinch, doubles as a nuclear blast shelter.
Do I see another Homestuck fan? I admit, I haven't gone through all of MSPA, but I have Homestucked, and I enjoy it muchly.
Hey guys. I exist.
So... hello?
Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn and a pair of Specter Boots I nicked from Terraria! The boots increase your running speed and allow limited flight; the popcorn is for eating while you read the important stuff on the top of the page, or for throwing at Sues when they annoy you. Enjoy!
Just remember to chuck your sanity in that bin by the door (the virtual internet one). Have this Generic Something as your newbie gift. I have no idea what it does.
Hope you have fun here in the PPC! :)
Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Have a pile of pens
Have a sparkly urple ink pen. Your agents aren't allowed to use it to fill out mission reports.
What is your favorite spinoff? I'm a fan of Trojie and Paddlebrains.
Here have this replica of the One Ring that allows you to speak with cats, as your newbie gift!
Because I saw SkarmorySilver using it too...
Please accept this gift of a lovingly handcrafted urple scalemate, and welcome to the madhouse! :D It's a pleasure to have you here! Do you have any other fandoms apart from that created by our lord and savior, Andrew Hussie?
I like Minecraft and most mods related to it, and I also enjoy the Warriors books.
Hi! I'm Laggycat, also known as Laggykitten some other places. I'm an avid fan of MS Paint Adventures in general, I have read the Original Series, and I really like felines in general.
For your newbie gift, have this free Royal Ice Cream Container! It contains whatever kind of ice cream you want it to, never runs out, and in a pinch, doubles as a nuclear blast shelter.
Do I see another Homestuck fan? I admit, I haven't gone through all of MSPA, but I have Homestucked, and I enjoy it muchly.
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? I'm guessing you're already familiar with them but it can't hurt to be sure.
And don't mind the drama going on down-Board; that's... really atypical for us, I promise. Hope you like it here regardless. :)
Specifically, Rina Dives/The Aviator.
Didn't you discover that a mini of Halloween is a Jack-o-lantern with the misspelled name carved into it?
Are you a newbie here to the PPC Board? :)
I've been reading stuff by your community for years.
I've always wanted to join but never had the guts, as my writing skills are... strange, to say the least.
It'd be great if you could introduce yourself (i.e. What fandoms you're in, what you'd like to be called, whether you've read the Original Series, etc.)! My name is Tesla (as you could probably see). For your newbie gift, I give you a laptop. Stored inside it somewhere is a gif of a cat with a looping loading circle on it (it's a custom of mine to try and put a pun in my newbie gift, see if you can find it).
I do hope you enjoy your stay!