We are a bunch of punny people. (nm)

hello world by laggycat on 2017-05-26 00:49:00 UTC Reply

Hey guys. I exist.

So... hello?

Welcome to the madhouse! by eatpraylove on 2017-05-26 17:53:00 UTC Reply

Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn and a pair of Specter Boots I nicked from Terraria! The boots increase your running speed and allow limited flight; the popcorn is for eating while you read the important stuff on the top of the page, or for throwing at Sues when they annoy you. Enjoy!
Greetings! by Jay - Awesomeness Central on 2017-05-26 16:12:00 UTC Reply

Just remember to chuck your sanity in that bin by the door (the virtual internet one). Have this Generic Something as your newbie gift. I have no idea what it does.
Hope you have fun here in the PPC! :)
Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2017-05-26 15:46:00 UTC Reply

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Eeeeeyyyyyyyyy! by twistedwindowpane on 2017-05-26 15:30:00 UTC Reply

Oh look! Another newbie! (Or, well, I still kinda feel like a lightly-used-bie at the most. Joined on April 4th.)

I'm Twistey, an about-to-become Newgrounds game dev who has a crud ton of fandom OCs. I found the PPC through the wiki and got hooked on the idea because of how original it is. I write both original stuff and (more recently) fanfic, and I also like reviewing/beta-ing/MSTing work as well.

So, enough about me, can you tell me some stuff about yourself? How'd you find us? What made you decide to join? What are your interests, fandoms, hobbies, etc? I'd love to know :D

-Twistey

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Hello newbie by CodeCom on 2017-05-26 09:06:00 UTC Reply

Have a pile of pens
Hello there. by Bramandin on 2017-05-26 02:02:00 UTC Reply

Have a sparkly urple ink pen. Your agents aren't allowed to use it to fill out mission reports.

What is your favorite spinoff? I'm a fan of Trojie and Paddlebrains.

Pssst. by Bramandin on 2017-05-27 00:45:00 UTC Reply

Read the drama down-thread and learn from it.

The drama is not normal.

Most boarders seem to avoid conflict.

Do not be too excited. Do not ask too many questions.

((I, for one, miss when the board had discussions on what was canonical and what wasn't.))

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Hello and welcome aBoard! by Edhelistar on 2017-05-26 01:43:00 UTC Reply

Here have this replica of the One Ring that allows you to speak with cats, as your newbie gift!

*Papyrus voice* SANS!!! (nm) by twistedwindowpane on 2017-05-26 16:17:00 UTC Reply

Or is this common lingo? by twistedwindowpane on 2017-05-26 16:18:00 UTC Reply

Because I saw SkarmorySilver using it too...

It is. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2017-05-26 17:46:00 UTC Reply

Good to know. But still, crazy pun. (nm) by twistedwindowpane on 2017-05-27 21:15:00 UTC Reply

We are a bunch of punny people. (nm) by Edhelistar on 2017-05-27 23:54:00 UTC Reply

Another cat! Hello! by KittyEden on 2017-05-26 01:34:00 UTC Reply

Please accept this gift of a lovingly handcrafted urple scalemate, and welcome to the madhouse! :D It's a pleasure to have you here! Do you have any other fandoms apart from that created by our lord and savior, Andrew Hussie?

Well... by laggycat on 2017-05-26 01:40:00 UTC Reply

I like Minecraft and most mods related to it, and I also enjoy the Warriors books.

Well then... by laggycat on 2017-05-26 01:24:00 UTC Reply

Hi! I'm Laggycat, also known as Laggykitten some other places. I'm an avid fan of MS Paint Adventures in general, I have read the Original Series, and I really like felines in general.

Hey there, newbie! by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-05-26 01:30:00 UTC Reply

For your newbie gift, have this free Royal Ice Cream Container! It contains whatever kind of ice cream you want it to, never runs out, and in a pinch, doubles as a nuclear blast shelter.

Do I see another Homestuck fan? I admit, I haven't gone through all of MSPA, but I have Homestucked, and I enjoy it muchly.

Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2017-05-26 01:06:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? I'm guessing you're already familiar with them but it can't hurt to be sure.

And don't mind the drama going on down-Board; that's... really atypical for us, I promise. Hope you like it here regardless. :)

I was just reading your spin-off works! by laggycat on 2017-05-26 01:36:00 UTC Reply

Specifically, Rina Dives/The Aviator.

Didn't you discover that a mini of Halloween is a Jack-o-lantern with the misspelled name carved into it?

*blushes* by Iximaz on 2017-05-26 01:42:00 UTC Reply

I hope you're enjoying them so far!

And sorry, but that wasn't me and I don't know who did come up with the idea. I've actually contributed very little original stuff to the PPC. ^^;

Uh... by laggycat on 2017-05-26 01:55:00 UTC Reply

Alright then, so:
Halloween is not a continuum, it has no OFU, and we don't know who came up with the idea. So if I want to add it to the "Minis" wiki page, what should I do?

Salutations! by Tesla on 2017-05-26 00:51:00 UTC Reply

Are you a newbie here to the PPC Board? :)

Yes indeed! by laggycat on 2017-05-26 00:58:00 UTC Reply

I've been reading stuff by your community for years.
I've always wanted to join but never had the guts, as my writing skills are... strange, to say the least.

Well then, welcome! by Tesla on 2017-05-26 01:05:00 UTC Reply

It'd be great if you could introduce yourself (i.e. What fandoms you're in, what you'd like to be called, whether you've read the Original Series, etc.)! My name is Tesla (as you could probably see). For your newbie gift, I give you a laptop. Stored inside it somewhere is a gif of a cat with a looping loading circle on it (it's a custom of mine to try and put a pun in my newbie gift, see if you can find it).

I do hope you enjoy your stay!