Oh dear. You didn't know? by
Huinesoron
on 2017-04-27 09:09:00 UTC
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Sorry to break it to you that way. :( Yeah, she's* been removed in favour of the blue whale skeleton. It's not all bad - they're sending her on a tour of the UK, and then constructing a bronze replica outside the front of the museum. Plus we have the Stegosaurus now at the other door, who I believe is named Sophie.
*All dinosaurs are female.** Jurassic Park has taught me this.
**And even where they aren't, all herbivores*** are. Because women are kind and gentle to the environment while men are ferocious tyrants, or something else based around outdated notions that gender-roles are an actual thing.
***Make up your own mind what this says about Littlefoot.****
****Which is a terrible name to give to a young sauropod, by the way. When she****** grows up, she'll have the biggest feet around!
*****Yes, this points back to the first footnote again, and yes, I'm nesting footnotes now. Welcome to the abyss, there is no bottom.
******All of this is said with tongue firmly in cheek*******, in case that wasn't clear.
*******Except for the bit outside the footnotes. That bit's true. And awful. :( Still, at least there's still a sauropod in the Dark Techno-Cavern of Dinosaur Exhibits.
hS