Subject: Oh dear. You didn't know?
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Posted on: 2017-04-27 09:09:00 UTC

Sorry to break it to you that way. :( Yeah, she's* been removed in favour of the blue whale skeleton. It's not all bad - they're sending her on a tour of the UK, and then constructing a bronze replica outside the front of the museum. Plus we have the Stegosaurus now at the other door, who I believe is named Sophie.

*All dinosaurs are female.** Jurassic Park has taught me this.

**And even where they aren't, all herbivores*** are. Because women are kind and gentle to the environment while men are ferocious tyrants, or something else based around outdated notions that gender-roles are an actual thing.

***Make up your own mind what this says about Littlefoot.****

****Which is a terrible name to give to a young sauropod, by the way. When she****** grows up, she'll have the biggest feet around!

*****Yes, this points back to the first footnote again, and yes, I'm nesting footnotes now. Welcome to the abyss, there is no bottom.

******All of this is said with tongue firmly in cheek*******, in case that wasn't clear.

*******Except for the bit outside the footnotes. That bit's true. And awful. :( Still, at least there's still a sauropod in the Dark Techno-Cavern of Dinosaur Exhibits.

hS

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