Subject: Because it's hard to find missions for.
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Posted on: 2012-12-03 19:50:00 UTC

Well, there's four reasons.

1/ It's one of the PPC's newest department. I think Temporal Offences post-dates it, but that's about it. So fewer of us have read it.

2/ It's one of the department I created, and people tend not to write in those. That's not just about me - most of the departments that came about after Jay left have only one writer. The exceptions that I can think of are DOGA (and even there, the first non-me writer specifically asked my permission) and the DIA (which was written by Artemis, languished for a long time, then had a resurgence with Crashing Down; a few people have written for it since). Oh, and the Floaters.

I actually (mostly) disagree with this state of affairs. If someone wants to write for WhatThe, or Technical Errors, or Out-Of-Character Hobbits - well, they're departments in the PPC now, so people should be able to. The DOOCH's creator is long gone, and I don't mind people using WhatThe - don't know about Araeph and the DTE, though.

3/ (Are we on 3?) I never wrote very much in WhatThe. They have three missions, pretty much. So there's nothing to stick in people's minds and make them go 'Hey, I wanna do that!'

4/ The reason I haven't written much... it's hard to find genuine WhatThe stories. They aren't the ones which squick you out (that would be Bad Slash or DAVD, depending on how they do it), or the ones with extraordinarily bad grammar (DTE), blatant Sues (DMS), etc etc. They're the ones that are really out there - such as, well, writing all the dialogue in English and Gaelic, making your lust object be Maedhrosified!God, or sending your Sue up against the Black Knight (because, well, it's Monty Python. Just no).

But I read less and less fanfic these days. If you know of some stories that deserve the WhatThe treatment - take 'em down! Mortic and Elanor could use the company.

Actually, if anyone wants to write their agents transferring to WhatThe, I will gladly drag the old team out and cowrite a first mission. I think that department needs a hand-hold (for the agents, not the writers).

hS, good grief it's been ages since I cowrote with anyone

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