Subject: Happy late birthday! (nm)
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Posted on: 2017-01-15 15:26:00 UTC
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Happy birthday to me! by
on 2017-01-14 19:21:00 UTC
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Today, plus or minus x days, whereas the absolute value of x is less than or equal to fourteen, I entered this great, wide world. So... yes. Today (maybe) is my birthday. Yay!
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Happy late birthday! (nm) by
on 2017-01-15 15:26:00 UTC
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You were born?! by
on 2017-01-15 00:52:00 UTC
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I don't know why this is surprising to me, but it is.
I don't know. Something about you, Granz, just made me assume that you were some kind of ethereal, birthday-less entity, who has always existed and always will.
Well, that's clearly not true, now, is it?
What a dope I must be, to believe that, eh?
Happy birthday, Granz, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your eternal existence.
My gift upon you is: very long lived cheese.
So it won't go off, even if you don't like cheese and never eat it.
Happy birthdaaaaaaay! -
Mazaltov, O Monarch. by
on 2017-01-15 00:36:00 UTC
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Many happy returns, etc.
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Happy Birthday! *tosses Spikes* (nm) by
on 2017-01-14 19:30:00 UTC
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*throws birthday pineapples* by
on 2017-01-14 19:36:00 UTC
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*