Subject: Mazaltov, O Monarch.
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Posted on: 2017-01-15 00:36:00 UTC
Many happy returns, etc.
Subject: Mazaltov, O Monarch.
Author:
Posted on: 2017-01-15 00:36:00 UTC
Many happy returns, etc.
Today, plus or minus x days, whereas the absolute value of x is less than or equal to fourteen, I entered this great, wide world. So... yes. Today (maybe) is my birthday. Yay!
I don't know why this is surprising to me, but it is.
I don't know. Something about you, Granz, just made me assume that you were some kind of ethereal, birthday-less entity, who has always existed and always will.
Well, that's clearly not true, now, is it?
What a dope I must be, to believe that, eh?
Happy birthday, Granz, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your eternal existence.
My gift upon you is: very long lived cheese.
So it won't go off, even if you don't like cheese and never eat it.
Happy birthdaaaaaaay!
Many happy returns, etc.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*