Subject: [xX] Ah, the healing power of art.
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Posted on: 2017-01-18 10:27:00 UTC

I'm just gonna leave you to it for a month or so, all right?

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Hi again! When last we talked, the Lords of the Sith were getting serious into interior design. I hope you've been keeping things moving along!

What's the current state of the Empire?
-The Emperor has been overthrown and replaced (by a woman named Isard with heterochromia and an assortment of ex- and rogue Jedi).
-The Galactic Empire has been renamed the Galactic Gallery, and its reign of terror replaced with a reign of watercolours. Stormtrooper armour is much prettier now.
-Palpatine has built a massive superweapon which can turn any planet into a New Sabercut sculpture, and is cutting a swathe through the Outer Rim.
-Palpatine and Vader have teamed up with this blue dude named Thrawn and holed themselves up in the palace to make "an artwork that will last a thousand years".

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