Subject: Welcome to the Discworld!
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Posted on: 2017-01-13 18:16:00 UTC

You have entered a vast world of contrasts: one where wizards and gods coexist with policemen and railroads, and where werewolves and vampires are upstanding (or downhanging, or softpadding) members of society. As your Mysterious Voice from Above, I’m sure you'll have a great life here.

Just one thing to get out of the way first. Look around.

Can you see a black-robed skeleton with a scythe?
-Yes.
-No.
-No, but there's someone else dressed like that.

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