Happy St. Nick's Day!

Subject: Happy St. Nick's Day!
Author: Santa Cipher
Posted on: 2016-12-06 15:51:00 UTC

So, December 6th is some countries (including Poland) is when we celebrate the life of the big man himself! Streaking through the snowy sky, on a sleigh full of Christmas cheer! The Patron Saint of Prostitutes (look it up)... Ol' Saint Nick!

And because of that, I've carjacked Santa's sleigh and am now gonna SHOWER Y'ALL WITH PRESENTS!

The rules are simple: Pick a number - any number - from 1 to whatever and you'll receive a gift! I have some funny ideas, so let's see what you'll get! :D

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Happy St. Nick's Day! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 15:51:00 UTC

Let's go with... 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 (nm by Alleb on 2016-12-09 02:26:00 UTC Reply

Last one to Gift Town! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-10 19:52:00 UTC Reply

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Sick beats, brah!

19 (nm) by eatpraylove on 2016-12-08 14:43:00 UTC Reply

And Eeple gets... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-08 15:12:00 UTC Reply

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e^iÏ€ (nm) by Scapegrace on 2016-12-08 14:08:00 UTC Reply

Something to exercise your brain by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-08 15:11:00 UTC Reply

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Do you mean (e^i)*Ï€ or e^(i*Ï€)? (nm) by Akrinor on 2016-12-08 14:41:00 UTC Reply

It has to be the first. by Desdendelle on 2016-12-08 15:35:00 UTC Reply

Powers come before multiplication unless parentheses tell you otherwise.

23! (nm) by Silenthunder on 2016-12-08 04:24:00 UTC Reply

Ready.... AIM! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-08 14:56:00 UTC Reply

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FIRE THE USB ROCKET LAUNCHER!

71421 (nm) by son_of_heaven176 on 2016-12-08 04:10:00 UTC Reply

This will work. by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-08 14:54:00 UTC Reply

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Bacon lolipops!

Reminds me of basil-flavoured ice cream. (nm) by Desdendelle on 2016-12-08 15:36:00 UTC Reply

How about 9000 (nm) by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2016-12-08 00:13:00 UTC Reply

An entire bundle! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-08 14:53:00 UTC Reply

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May I have number cos(30)? by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-12-07 01:55:00 UTC Reply

(I'm not good enough at HTML to write it directly. It's about 0.86602540378... You know what I mean.)

Something ICE... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-07 18:39:00 UTC Reply

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Thanks. This will actually come in handy so much (nm) by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-12-11 03:02:00 UTC Reply

I'll pick 777! (nm) by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2016-12-07 01:51:00 UTC Reply

Lucky you! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-07 18:37:00 UTC Reply

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Brand new!

Well, naturally I have to go with 421. (nm) by Badger421 on 2016-12-07 01:46:00 UTC Reply

What else could it be? by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-07 18:34:00 UTC Reply

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D'aawww. it's so cute and fluffy. by Badger421 on 2016-12-09 00:18:00 UTC Reply

I shall love it and hug it and keep it in a tiny imaginary Salamandastron

What about 999? (nm) by Mikelus on 2016-12-06 22:42:00 UTC Reply

And back for Round Two, children! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-07 18:32:00 UTC Reply

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Some friendly life advice.

How about 4444? (nm) by 1visible on 2016-12-06 21:58:00 UTC Reply

How about this? by Matt Cipher on 2016-12-06 22:09:00 UTC Reply

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14.75473607^334, I choose you! (nm) by Akrinor on 2016-12-06 21:56:00 UTC Reply

I think it's Ice-Type. by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 22:08:00 UTC Reply

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Sure, why not. 2010. (nm) by World-Jumper on 2016-12-06 20:39:00 UTC Reply

This will do the trick! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 22:05:00 UTC Reply

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You'll have to wait 'til Christmas to get the rest! :)

99999999919999 by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-12-06 20:28:00 UTC Reply

Gimme the big one, baby!

Gimme the big onnnnnnnne

X Gon' Give It To Ya! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 22:01:00 UTC Reply

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Congratulations! You've just received an all-expenses-paid visit to Space Australia! It's just like Australia... but in space!

*Gasp* by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-12-07 08:25:00 UTC Reply

Space-Stralia?! I've always wanted to go there!
I'm sure a place that's just like Australia, but filled with deadly radiation and cold and no-air will be a great destination for these Christmas holidays!
In fact, considering that I'll be outside the ozone layer, I'll be able to get a great, sexy tan almost instantly!
I think I'll go there right now, at this very moment!

HHHHGKKGHHHHGKKKGH

My first RC number: 1110. (nm) by Neshomeh on 2016-12-06 20:23:00 UTC Reply

Santa didn't forget about you! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 21:58:00 UTC Reply

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Grow us something good! :D

Ooh, donâ€”wait a minute... by Neshomeh on 2016-12-07 00:41:00 UTC Reply

*squints at*

Are you sure those are donut seeds? They look suspiciously like Cheerios.

... Meh, might as well give it a shot! Check back in May and we'll see how we're doing. ^_^

~Neshomeh

I'll go for 10. (nm) by Hardric on 2016-12-06 18:27:00 UTC Reply

There you go... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 18:47:00 UTC Reply

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Have fun with the Baconnaise.

What about 9? (nm) by Desdendelle on 2016-12-06 17:58:00 UTC Reply

I pity the fool that picks it! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 18:01:00 UTC Reply

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Your tea will always be strong now!

I fail to see how this is a bad thing. (nm) by Desdendelle on 2016-12-06 18:13:00 UTC Reply

I'll take i then. (nm) by Storme Hawk on 2016-12-06 17:12:00 UTC Reply

You scientist think you're so funny... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 17:20:00 UTC Reply

Well, I do have something appropriate

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For an imaginary number we've got

I'm no scientist. by Storme Hawk on 2016-12-06 19:01:00 UTC Reply

I'm a Mathematician.

I'll go with 1598. (nm) by Sergio Turbo on 2016-12-06 16:37:00 UTC Reply

Here comes something special! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 17:15:00 UTC Reply

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Take good care of them! :D

Aww, they're cute! Thanks! (nm) by Sergio Turbo on 2016-12-07 13:51:00 UTC Reply

62442. Because why not. (nm) by Iximaz on 2016-12-06 16:23:00 UTC Reply

Let us see then... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 16:38:00 UTC Reply

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It's...

14 ounces of delicious, canned unicorn meat! :D

Yay! (nm) by Iximaz on 2016-12-06 16:49:00 UTC Reply

Yay! My number is 3.14159265 :D (nm) by SkarmorySilver on 2016-12-06 16:22:00 UTC Reply

And the Birb gets... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 16:26:00 UTC Reply

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A DIY Straw Hat!

WOO! by SkarmorySilver on 2016-12-06 17:55:00 UTC Reply

I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES! YESSSSS!!!8D

I'll take lucky number 7. (nm) by The Good Mod Addict on 2016-12-06 16:11:00 UTC Reply

Lucky indeed! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 16:16:00 UTC Reply

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Loafers :)

*throws tomatoes* (nm) by Iximaz on 2016-12-06 16:23:00 UTC Reply

e! by SeaTurtle on 2016-12-06 16:10:00 UTC Reply

My number is e!

...Okay, smarty-pants... by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 16:14:00 UTC Reply

Let's see what the Fate has in store for you!

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The Infallible Weather Rock!

Alright, I'll bite- 1.5 (nm) by Aegis on 2016-12-06 15:58:00 UTC Reply

Ah, here it is! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 16:02:00 UTC Reply

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Chewbacca Notebook! :D

*wookie roar* (nm) by Aegis on 2016-12-06 16:04:00 UTC Reply

*wookiee roars back* (nm) by Anonymous on 2016-12-06 16:04:00 UTC Reply

Err... Door number 42! (nm) by Mattman The Reindeer on 2016-12-06 15:54:00 UTC Reply

Ho, ho, ho! by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 15:57:00 UTC Reply

Let's see what we've got!

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a self-playing Air Hockey Set!

Cool! Could we go again? (nm) by Mattman The Reindeer on 2016-12-06 16:02:00 UTC Reply

No Double Takes! NEXT! (nm) by Santa Cipher on 2016-12-06 16:03:00 UTC Reply