Subject: *Gasp*
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Posted on: 2016-12-07 08:25:00 UTC
Space-Stralia?! I've always wanted to go there!
I'm sure a place that's just like Australia, but filled with deadly radiation and cold and no-air will be a great destination for these Christmas holidays!
In fact, considering that I'll be outside the ozone layer, I'll be able to get a great, sexy tan almost instantly!
I think I'll go there right now, at this very moment!
HHHHGKKGHHHHGKKKGH
So, December 6th is some countries (including Poland) is when we celebrate the life of the big man himself! Streaking through the snowy sky, on a sleigh full of Christmas cheer! The Patron Saint of Prostitutes (look it up)... Ol' Saint Nick!
And because of that, I've carjacked Santa's sleigh and am now gonna SHOWER Y'ALL WITH PRESENTS!)
The rules are simple: Pick a number - any number - from 1 to whatever and you'll receive a gift! I have some funny ideas, so let's see what you'll get! :D
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Sick beats, brah!
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Powers come before multiplication unless parentheses tell you otherwise.
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FIRE THE USB ROCKET LAUNCHER!
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Bacon lolipops!
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(I'm not good enough at HTML to write it directly. It's about 0.86602540378... You know what I mean.)
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Brand new!
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I shall love it and hug it and keep it in a tiny imaginary Salamandastron
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Some friendly life advice.
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You'll have to wait 'til Christmas to get the rest! :)
Gimme the big one, baby!
Gimme the big onnnnnnnne
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Congratulations! You've just received an all-expenses-paid visit to Space Australia! It's just like Australia... but in space!
Space-Stralia?! I've always wanted to go there!
I'm sure a place that's just like Australia, but filled with deadly radiation and cold and no-air will be a great destination for these Christmas holidays!
In fact, considering that I'll be outside the ozone layer, I'll be able to get a great, sexy tan almost instantly!
I think I'll go there right now, at this very moment!
HHHHGKKGHHHHGKKKGH
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Grow us something good! :D
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Are you sure those are donut seeds? They look suspiciously like Cheerios.
... Meh, might as well give it a shot! Check back in May and we'll see how we're doing. ^_^
~Neshomeh
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Have fun with the Baconnaise.
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Your tea will always be strong now!
Well, I do have something appropriate
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For an imaginary number we've got
I'm a Mathematician.
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Take good care of them! :D
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It's...
14 ounces of delicious, canned unicorn meat! :D
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A DIY Straw Hat!
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Loafers :)
My number is e!
Let's see what the Fate has in store for you!
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The Infallible Weather Rock!
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For you, my fine friend, I've got a...
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Chewbacca Notebook! :D
Let's see what we've got!
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It's...
a self-playing Air Hockey Set!