Subject: I pity the fool that picks it!
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Posted on: 2016-12-06 18:01:00 UTC
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Your tea will always be strong now!
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Happy St. Nick's Day! by
on 2016-12-06 15:51:00 UTC
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So, December 6th is some countries (including Poland) is when we celebrate the life of the big man himself! Streaking through the snowy sky, on a sleigh full of Christmas cheer! The Patron Saint of Prostitutes (look it up)... Ol' Saint Nick!
And because of that, I've carjacked Santa's sleigh and am now gonna SHOWER Y'ALL WITH PRESENTS!)
The rules are simple: Pick a number - any number - from 1 to whatever and you'll receive a gift! I have some funny ideas, so let's see what you'll get! :D -
Let's go with... 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 (nm by
on 2016-12-09 02:26:00 UTC
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Last one to Gift Town! by
on 2016-12-10 19:52:00 UTC
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Sick beats, brah! -
19 (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 14:43:00 UTC
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And Eeple gets... by
on 2016-12-08 15:12:00 UTC
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e^iπ (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 14:08:00 UTC
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Something to exercise your brain by
on 2016-12-08 15:11:00 UTC
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Do you mean (e^i)*Ï€ or e^(i*Ï€)? (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 14:41:00 UTC
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It has to be the first. by
on 2016-12-08 15:35:00 UTC
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Powers come before multiplication unless parentheses tell you otherwise.
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23! (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 04:24:00 UTC
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Ready.... AIM! by
on 2016-12-08 14:56:00 UTC
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FIRE THE USB ROCKET LAUNCHER! -
71421 (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 04:10:00 UTC
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This will work. by
on 2016-12-08 14:54:00 UTC
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Bacon lolipops! -
Reminds me of basil-flavoured ice cream. (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 15:36:00 UTC
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How about 9000 (nm) by
on 2016-12-08 00:13:00 UTC
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An entire bundle! by
on 2016-12-08 14:53:00 UTC
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May I have number cos(30)? by
on 2016-12-07 01:55:00 UTC
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(I'm not good enough at HTML to write it directly. It's about 0.86602540378... You know what I mean.)
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Something ICE... by
on 2016-12-07 18:39:00 UTC
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Thanks. This will actually come in handy so much (nm) by
on 2016-12-11 03:02:00 UTC
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I'll pick 777! (nm) by
on 2016-12-07 01:51:00 UTC
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Lucky you! by
on 2016-12-07 18:37:00 UTC
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Well, naturally I have to go with 421. (nm) by
on 2016-12-07 01:46:00 UTC
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What else could it be? by
on 2016-12-07 18:34:00 UTC
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D'aawww. it's so cute and fluffy. by
on 2016-12-09 00:18:00 UTC
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I shall love it and hug it and keep it in a tiny imaginary Salamandastron
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What about 999? (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 22:42:00 UTC
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And back for Round Two, children! by
on 2016-12-07 18:32:00 UTC
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Some friendly life advice. -
How about 4444? (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 21:58:00 UTC
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How about this? by
on 2016-12-06 22:09:00 UTC
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14.75473607^334, I choose you! (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 21:56:00 UTC
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I think it's Ice-Type. by
on 2016-12-06 22:08:00 UTC
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Sure, why not. 2010. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 20:39:00 UTC
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This will do the trick! by
on 2016-12-06 22:05:00 UTC
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You'll have to wait 'til Christmas to get the rest! :) -
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on 2016-12-06 20:28:00 UTC
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Gimme the big one, baby!
Gimme the big onnnnnnnne -
X Gon' Give It To Ya! by
on 2016-12-06 22:01:00 UTC
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Congratulations! You've just received an all-expenses-paid visit to Space Australia! It's just like Australia... but in space! -
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on 2016-12-07 08:25:00 UTC
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Space-Stralia?! I've always wanted to go there!
I'm sure a place that's just like Australia, but filled with deadly radiation and cold and no-air will be a great destination for these Christmas holidays!
In fact, considering that I'll be outside the ozone layer, I'll be able to get a great, sexy tan almost instantly!
I think I'll go there right now, at this very moment!
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My first RC number: 1110. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 20:23:00 UTC
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Santa didn't forget about you! by
on 2016-12-06 21:58:00 UTC
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Grow us something good! :D -
Ooh, don—wait a minute... by
on 2016-12-07 00:41:00 UTC
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*squints at*
Are you sure those are donut seeds? They look suspiciously like Cheerios.
... Meh, might as well give it a shot! Check back in May and we'll see how we're doing. ^_^
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I'll go for 10. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 18:27:00 UTC
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There you go... by
on 2016-12-06 18:47:00 UTC
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Have fun with the Baconnaise. -
What about 9? (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 17:58:00 UTC
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I pity the fool that picks it! by
on 2016-12-06 18:01:00 UTC
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Your tea will always be strong now! -
I fail to see how this is a bad thing. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 18:13:00 UTC
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I'll take i then. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 17:12:00 UTC
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You scientist think you're so funny... by
on 2016-12-06 17:20:00 UTC
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Well, I do have something appropriate
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For an imaginary number we've got
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I'm no scientist. by
on 2016-12-06 19:01:00 UTC
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I'm a Mathematician.
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I'll go with 1598. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:37:00 UTC
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Here comes something special! by
on 2016-12-06 17:15:00 UTC
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Take good care of them! :D -
Aww, they're cute! Thanks! (nm) by
on 2016-12-07 13:51:00 UTC
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62442. Because why not. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:23:00 UTC
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Let us see then... by
on 2016-12-06 16:38:00 UTC
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It's...
14 ounces of delicious, canned unicorn meat! :D -
Yay! My number is 3.14159265 :D (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:22:00 UTC
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And the Birb gets... by
on 2016-12-06 16:26:00 UTC
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A DIY Straw Hat! -
I'll take lucky number 7. (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:11:00 UTC
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Lucky indeed! by
on 2016-12-06 16:16:00 UTC
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Loafers :) -
*throws tomatoes* (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:23:00 UTC
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e! by
on 2016-12-06 16:10:00 UTC
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My number is e!
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...Okay, smarty-pants... by
on 2016-12-06 16:14:00 UTC
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Let's see what the Fate has in store for you!
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The Infallible Weather Rock! -
Alright, I'll bite- 1.5 (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 15:58:00 UTC
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Ah, here it is! by
on 2016-12-06 16:02:00 UTC
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For you, my fine friend, I've got a...
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Chewbacca Notebook! :D -
*wookie roar* (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:04:00 UTC
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*wookiee roars back* (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:04:00 UTC
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Err... Door number 42! (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 15:54:00 UTC
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Ho, ho, ho! by
on 2016-12-06 15:57:00 UTC
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Let's see what we've got!
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Cool! Could we go again? (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:02:00 UTC
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No Double Takes! NEXT! (nm) by
on 2016-12-06 16:03:00 UTC
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