And if she did, her parents would not have named the sister SAMANTHA. Seriously, you think parents that name one daughter after an obscure character from greek mythology would name their other kid something so pedestrian? Please. The same applies to Samantha as a middle name for Hermione... now I have to go to the Lexicon and look up what Hermione's mother's name really is. I will bet you any amount of money that there is nobody named Saphire in the entire world of Harry Potter.

SNAPE IS NOT HER FATHER FUDGE OFF YOU FANBRAT GAHhhhh......

…is the reviews. I like to check the reviews on Suefics to see whether a) there are any and b) whether they're concrit or just Suethors encouraging their fellow Suethor. Usually when I've checked the reviews on the circle of lemmings they are encouraging the author to keep writing. But this one actually had someone point out that Hermione's parents were Muggles.
A flicker of light in this dark Circle…

Otherwise I'd happily spork it myself. I mean I've seen the movies, but doubt I'm clued up enough on canon in order to defend it.

That said, most of the charges in these things are just so blatant I reckon any sane person could pick them out.

Eh, I started writing first person myself. I found third person to be harder, personally.

But yeah, what next, Hawkeye breaking free from Loki's mind control because Ferret-girl telepathy'd a mouse to jump down his trousers mid-punch out with Black Widow?

I THOUGHT I was missing some of my stash!

I haven't read Percy Jackson, but I started reading Greek Mythology in first grade (a heavily censored version in the school library, granted).

If you need a couple more agents, Lynn Gillies and Arthur Briggs are available. If you just need a beta, I can do that as well. LLWatts@juno.com

Can my Agents come along even without Permission. I think it's okay for group writing?

I can beta read the competed work if need be. Right now, I'm a bit burned out on GDocs, so it's easier if I can just email my entire list of edits.

Because, as you know, I don't have Permission. I have the bio, and I have a story that I need to look over again as well as have it beta-read but other than that, I'm almost there. If I'm deemed worthy, that is.

You probably already have this, but for convenience's sake, my email is beeg97@yahoo.com.

but if it is, count me in!

And we'll put myself and my agents, Vid and Trask, down as a definite "maybe" for the actual mission. Unfortunately, my finals are coming up.

kkrone@carthage.edu

I really need to make another internet-shenanigans account...

But I have an extensive knowledge of Greek Mythology and Percy Jackson, so I can most definitely beta. My email is my hermioneofvulcan@gmail.com.

I'll probably be using Lana and Narav.


That username up there, at cox dot net

I can't curse in Greek either... but I know where I can find some extaordinarily vulgar Latin, if you want.

People who break up Percy and Annabeth should be sporked with lightning bolts.
... Earth to suethor, there's a reason that the demigods were, well, demigods. Hercules may have become a god, but that was just handwaving when they wrote everything down to try and reconcile cities that called him a god with those that didn't. Notably, others didn't.

I'm still writing my permissions fic, it's about three pages and almost done. Of course, I've come back to school and it's trying to kill me once more...

Your sentiment is shared greatly. If I had permission, I would send my agents out there without a care as to whether or not they were qualified. I myself am not a huge fan (having read the books when I was younger but kinda abandoning the new series) but I have a friend who is obsessed with the series and just thinking of her reading males me cringe. She would be horrified.

On that note though, I will gladly beta for whichever mission this happens to spawn if I don't end up directly involved with it, seeing as I know the continuum pretty well.

From the primordial chaos. Trying to pass itself off as a sue. I know the Roman spinoff (and finally finished reading the original series,) and I second your demand for this to be sporked. (Or, looking at the reply chain, it's possible that I fifth or tenth it - math has never been my strong suit.)

I'm okay-but-not-great with Greek Mythology. I can help with details where needed with a bit of cheating and teh wikiz.

Sadly, as I have no permission and am a bit tuckered out from the big Co-write I just did at the moment, I'll just be watching from the sides. But by all means, put on a damn good show for your fellow agents.

Because the bottled courage and the bottled wisecracks weren't enough.

Okay, what the frick, how do I copy-paste the text on my cell phone?

I swear to god, if I have to rewrite every single word, I will drop a N.U.K.E. (Specs and Co. brand quality!) Explosive on the Circle of Lemmings.

I think I might dibs this particular fic - I ended up working on something for permission (turned out to be for my own amusement too,) today, but I want to do a full chapter. I think fans of Abhorsen, the Myst games, and the PPC will like the premise. :)

The problem is that the spelling and grammar was enough better than "The Liturature Adventures," that I'm not 100% certain that I can get it with Department of Technical Errors charges... on the other hand, there's the history and canon violations, so I might be able to get it on DTE alone.

We've had plenty of one-off minis that override the usual types of mini because the narrative laws of comedy said so.
(I know the Weeping Angels, but I know nothing about the reaper - my Who is extraordinarily scattered and probably spans a couple of doctors.)

Go, Rouge Weeping Angles of Satin!

Just the basic bold, italics, and strike through. When I get a chance I'll look at the tutorial.

Turn the entire post, plus all replies while in reading mode, into the link to a page you were trying to post for permission, but you stupidly forgot to close your tags.

A million sorries, whoever had the misfortune of trying to figure out how to escape that mess.

Well, I haven't seen any DW episodes past Wedding of River Song. But I don't think this author has either... or most of the other episodes.

Perhaps I can get Riaa'lzhor in on this, maybe with Lana. I'm at (that little username right above this post) at-symbol cox dot net.

I haven't MSTed before, but have trouble *not* snarking at things outloud.

I don't know much about Doctor Who, but I'm willing to offer the same brand of humor that have birth to Onua's Lovecave of Uncanonical Boners!

Of course, I'm stuck on just my cellphone again, so it'll be a bit tough, but...

There are so many things to poke fun of! The angles made of white marble, her taking 1015 minutes to get ready (that's about 17 hours folks), the compleat stranger (I'm imagining a man that's been folded accordion-style), the angel making her travel backwards instead of forwards in time, and so many other things that I can't type right now because my brain is turning to mush. That was only part of the first chapter.