Have you ever read A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeline L'Engle? One of the best ways to get small-to-middle-sized kids interested in multidimensional geometry. Okay, I'm just saying that because it's what got me interested back in elementary school. It's good anyway.

My gift to you is a tessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseract. It's a hybrid between a tesseract and a snake. It's very friendly and doesn't bite, although it moves very strangely.

--Key is definitely not just trying to one-up Larfen

Here's a water bottle, a selection of House scarves for you to choose from, and some popcorn to eat while you read the important stuff and/or random missions! :D

Come on in, grab a chair, after finding us through Legendary Badfics I'm sure you could use one.

For your newbie gifts, take this Replica Holocron and mini Pensieve.

And since I see no one else had asked yet, what House are you in?

So you'll always look cool without trying. :) And greetings to a fellow American!

But I don't have anything important to say, so I'll just give you this cup of — you know what, take the hamster as well.

Welcome, young four-dimensional cube-analog. Always good to get a break from all these bloody third-dimension knobs, am I right?
More dimensions, more love, I always said.

My gift to you is: a tesseresseresseresseresseresseract.
It's like a normal tesseract, but way, waaay better.

Hello! Welcome! Please enjoy this hypoallergenic Cheshire cat.

Please have a box of black-hole chocolates. Hope you'll enjoy your stay at the madhouse. Wait long enough and you'll be crazy enough to envisage writing.

Here is one Royal Ice Cream Container. You just close the lid, say a flavor, and open it up again, and bam! Instant ice cream! It's like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, except you choose the flavor.

Here's a bracelet made of copper. On Scadrial, the Terris used these to store memories. Have fun!

Heya, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

*waves* Glad you like my stuff! Sorry for scarring you with those missions, though. ^^; May I recommend Neshomeh's agents Supernumerary and Ilraen?

Hope you like it here!

Here, have these silence-cancelling headphones. They're just constantly screaming. I'm sure you'll find a use for them.

Have one of my own shed feathers, a replica of Riptide that turns into a working pen, and a Golden Snitch with a Poke Ball engraving!

As yar newbie gift, have this replica of the One Ring, which allows you to use Wingardium Leviosa when worn on your pinky finger!

This magic shovel digs up...

...annoying dogs. What's Toby Fox doing here?

Welcome! Welcome! Make yourself comfortable, and have a slice of Infinite Pizza.



Harry Potter and PJO? Please be my friend already! :D