Hi there! Have a Black Cloak of Swirly Awesomeness! by
Silenthunder
on 2016-01-09 01:47:00 UTC
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For the Coolness! You're in good company - LOTR, Narnia, and Sherlock; I love them as well (among other things)! And I'm a Minnesotan, by the way. Which state are you from?
You missed Ni Hao, Ciao, and nuqneH. by
SkarmorySilver
on 2016-01-08 14:38:00 UTC
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Anyway, welcome aBoard! Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a ring that makes you invisible and a replica of the wardrobe from the first Narnia book!
Hiya! by
Alleb
on 2016-01-08 13:37:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Have an urple ocarina (and some wilver earmuffs to block out the noise). Methinks you'll fit in perfectly with us. :)
Also, you and I like a lot of the same things! *Narnia fan high-five*
-Alleb
Olá Newbie! Welcome aBoard! by
James Shields
on 2016-01-08 02:40:00 UTC
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The first word is Portuguese for hello, so you can add one more language to your list :)
Yeah, the PPC is indeed an awesome lot, isn't it? And we rather like it when people do the appropriate research before joining, so kudos for that.
Anyway, have a Bag of Holding, so that you can store the truckload of gifts you got and also have a Rorschach Book, which can change into virtually any written text in existence. Just close your eyes, think about what you wanna read and then blink three times.
Hi by
Larfen J. Stocke, esq
on 2016-01-08 00:26:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC Posting Board, a place where dreams and hopes come true, and magical gumdrops rain from the sky every morning.
I offer to you: my own faith in your abilities. It comes from the heart. Not like that silly materialistic rubbish.
бЊ¤бЉ“ б‹б€µбЊҐб€ЌбЉќбЌў! by
Scapegrace
on 2016-01-07 23:23:00 UTC
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(That's a very formal greeting in Amharic, btw)
Anyway, welcome to the PPC! Here is your starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiit's Slakoth!
And your starting item is:-

Spikestrip from Risk of Rain!
Well... Spikestrip's a brilliant item for certain types of mon! It activates when hit and lowers the attacking Pokémon's Speed stat by 2 stages, but the problem is that Slakoth's stats are pretty ropey and it doesn't have all that much bulk, even for Little Cup. However, the biggest downside is that Slakoth is lumbered with Truant, which is pretty much the worst ability in the game, and it doesn't get Entrainment so you can't be tricksy and shove it onto the attacking 'mon. If you must do it, go for EVs in HP and Physical Defence, with Bulk Up, Slack Off, Body Slam, and Shadow Claw. Or you could wait for it to evolve into a Slaking. That is also an option. =]
ጤና ይስጥልኝ።! by
Scapegrace
on 2016-01-07 23:23:00 UTC
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(That's a very formal greeting in Amharic, btw)
Anyway, welcome to the PPC! Here is your starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiit's Slakoth!
And your starting item is:-

Spikestrip from Risk of Rain!
Well... Spikestrip's a brilliant item for certain types of mon! It activates when hit and lowers the attacking Pokémon's Speed stat by 2 stages, but the problem is that Slakoth's stats are pretty ropey and it doesn't have all that much bulk, even for Little Cup. However, the biggest downside is that Slakoth is lumbered with Truant, which is pretty much the worst ability in the game, and it doesn't get Entrainment so you can't be tricksy and shove it onto the attacking 'mon. If you must do it, go for EVs in HP and Physical Defence, with Bulk Up, Slack Off, Body Slam, and Shadow Claw. Or you could wait for it to evolve into a Slaking. That is also an option. =]
Welcome, welcome, welcome! by
eatpraylove
on 2016-01-07 20:31:00 UTC
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I'm glad what we do speaks to you on a personal level. Here's a Spanish-phrase-of-the-day calendar and a bunch of golf pencils! No, I don't know where I got them, either.
Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell... a newbie! by
Matt Cipher
on 2016-01-07 19:25:00 UTC
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Welcome, welcome! I'm gonna call ya Sky, since I'm exceptionally lazy. But for now, have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Seeing your fandoms, I think we're gonna have a lot to talk about! :D Also, since you're a native English speaker, I better have you in my contacts; you never know when a good beta comes around!
Hullo by
DCCCV
on 2016-01-07 19:10:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board! Have a pen, it's mightier than a sword. It's full of secrets, you'll see as you use it.
Shalom newbie! by
Desdendelle
on 2016-01-07 18:37:00 UTC
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(That'd be Hebrew, spelled thus: שלום.)
Since you've read the stuff, here, have this cup of — no get out of there it's for tea not for hamsters, dammit.
Dangit, Mattman. :/ by
Iximaz
on 2016-01-07 17:58:00 UTC
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Anyway, newbie! *glomps anyway* Heya and welcome aBoard! As your newbie gift, please take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
Since you've already answered the usual questions I ask, allow me to ask you one: Are you planning on only one agent? The general recommended number is two, since agents work in pairs (and occasionally teams). Unless you plan on writing with a friend, and in that case, awesome. :)
Anyway, hope you like it here!
Hello newbie. by
Hardric
on 2016-01-07 17:57:00 UTC
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Have some black-hole chocolate, please. Now, You pretty much said everything important about you, but I think you also should check the FAQ about Permission on the Wiki, if you're so hellbent on joining. Hope you're here to stay.
NEWBIE!!! *Glomp* *Boop* by
Mattman The Comet
on 2016-01-07 17:55:00 UTC
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Welcome to our humble point of the internet. Have a BIRD OF MAGNIFICENT DESTRUCTION for your troubles.