Please accept this bag of black-hole chocolates.

*ahem* sorry, here have a freshly buttered bun and a bottle of ketchup... You never know when you'll need sustenance here.

Read any of our wonderful missions and spin-offs?

I say that like I'm about to advertise my own don't I? Shame I've never got past a Prelude...

It's so wonderful to see so many new faces here! New faces, new ideas, even some returning faces! Ahh! Anyway, I'm Twistey. I've been on this Board for 1 year now, and I come up with a lot of ideas. I'm good at judging short things like bios and general overviews, so if you have any agent ideas, I'd love to see them!

So, what do you intend to do here? What type of badfic do you want to spork, and using what methods? Again, any agent ideas? I'm also especially looking for people who would be willing to create animated missions with which to spork badfics in video format, fangames with which to spork badfics in fangame format, and/or mods with which to spork badfics in mod format, so if you do programming or animation, let me know.

Anyway, as for your newbie gift, here's that talking bass fish that you can put on your wall, as well as a kit to hack it with anything you wish. If you wish to give this virtual gift to your agents, they could hook it up to the console (resulting in a beeping fish), or if you want it, you could put Amazon Alexa in it. Just humor.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you! Hope you have a great time on the Board, and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of the Falchion (no relation to my self-insert agent) and a chibi Shadow Heartless plushie!

I’m running out of gifts, but have a fire-proof snowball (see a few threads down) on the condition that you don’t throw it at me.

As for being a Suethor, I never published it but I have a fifty-page Warriors fic filled with ridiculously overdone angst. So there’s nothing to worry about!

Have a suit of mildly holy Imperial Guard flak armor and a link to recursively translated Star Wars episode II:

https://imgur.com/a/EyuJM

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

...wow, I think I need to make another batch to keep up with the sudden influx. Anyway, hope you like it here!

Hello, I'm Skater! I, too, am new to the Board. Welcome, Anima!

I see that you've written badfic before. My recommendation is: Don't sweat it. Me AND SkarmorySilver have both been Suethors before, and those are just the ones I know off the top of my head! This is a pretty accepting community that's always in need of new blood from what I've seen, so enjoy your stay!

Here, have a lucky 32-sided die from the Gravity Falls continuum, empowered with Ever-Convenient Protagonist Luck™ from the Yu-Gi-Oh! continuum. You'll need it against the endless onslaught of Sues!

Welcome newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.

Have this vintage Wattz 1000 Laser Pistol from the wastes of Fallout, complete with a pack of Small Energy Cells for fueling it with! It's not as powerful as the AEP7, but it's still plenty powerful enough to fry some Sues.

If you like chocolate, have a welcome gift of chocolate bark! And I can't say I've seen fics written by Giratina, but I can think of one off the top of my head that shipped Giratina with Arceus.

Feel free to plug any of the smaller fandom canons in the Love thread below! :>

Seriously, three so fast... wow. We're lucky to have so much new blood. Welcome aboard, take a cup of klah, and don't mind ghe screaming. Feel free to list your more obscure fandoms, someone might know them.