Subject: Batten down the hatches, we're in a NEWBIE STORM!
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Posted on: 2018-07-31 11:44:00 UTC
Seriously, three so fast... wow. We're lucky to have so much new blood. Welcome aboard, take a cup of klah, and don't mind ghe screaming. Feel free to list your more obscure fandoms, someone might know them.
Please accept this bag of black-hole chocolates.
*ahem* sorry, here have a freshly buttered bun and a bottle of ketchup... You never know when you'll need sustenance here.
Read any of our wonderful missions and spin-offs?
I say that like I'm about to advertise my own don't I? Shame I've never got past a Prelude...
Real talk I'm probably going to end up bringing in agents soon. I have no shortage of old OCs who could be brought in from their old worlds to viciously tear into others', haha.
And as it happens, I am an animation major in my senior year of college. Schoolwork will always come first, but animation is in fact a thing that I know how to do! (Mostly 2D right now but I'm planning on going into more 3D stuff this coming year.)
Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of the Falchion (no relation to my self-insert agent) and a chibi Shadow Heartless plushie!
I’m running out of gifts, but have a fire-proof snowball (see a few threads down) on the condition that you don’t throw it at me.
As for being a Suethor, I never published it but I have a fifty-page Warriors fic filled with ridiculously overdone angst. So there’s nothing to worry about!
It’s called “desperately trying to defend yourself against someone with fire powers”.
Without using magic, mind you. He just had a whack ton of snow. :P
-Twistey
... magic Permission Giver hats which I used to animate snowmen to fight for me? I think I remember that.
hS
(Nothin' against you, Snowblaze. One upside to your response was in fact that it surprised me. Hehe. I am the Board's best resident partial-decoy and I will defend my right to that title. :P)
-Twistey
I am very strange.
Have a suit of mildly holy Imperial Guard flak armor and a link to recursively translated Star Wars episode II:
https://imgur.com/a/EyuJM
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
...wow, I think I need to make another batch to keep up with the sudden influx. Anyway, hope you like it here!
Yep, I sure have. It's of the unfortunate sort where the core ideas were good, but the execution wasn't stellar on account of me being a middle schooler. I might end up sporking them someday! That ought to be... something.
Also: mmm, love that sweet Ever-convenient Protagonist Luck. When can I expect the Ever-styled Protagonist Hair?
Ever-Styled Protagonist Hair? That's... a bit trickier. You see, Ever-Convenient Protagonist Luck™ is an all-pervading force in the Yu-Gi-Oh! continuum, so it's easy to capture some of its power without getting noticed. Hair, however, requires either messing with the canons (or original characters in goodfic) or harvesting some from Sues, and too much exposure to the glitter in that hair can lead to Sueicosis. But don't worry, I'll get you some if I can.
Again, welcome, and thanks for joining!
Welcome newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.
Have this vintage Wattz 1000 Laser Pistol from the wastes of Fallout, complete with a pack of Small Energy Cells for fueling it with! It's not as powerful as the AEP7, but it's still plenty powerful enough to fry some Sues.
If you like chocolate, have a welcome gift of chocolate bark! And I can't say I've seen fics written by Giratina, but I can think of one off the top of my head that shipped Giratina with Arceus.
Feel free to plug any of the smaller fandom canons in the Love thread below! :>
Oogh. That's... that's rough.
Technically not so bad for the reasons already cited, if you ask me, but I can't imagine Giratina and Arceus would get along in any capacity.
Maybe that's the appeal?
On one hand... I'm fairly certain that GiratinaXArceus counts as incest, seeing as Arceus directly created Giratina along with Dialga and Palkia.
On the other... they're both pretty much gods, with Arceus being the creator deity and Giratina being... erm, something close to Hades or perhaps Satan, although he controls the Distortion World, which isn't a form of afterlife. And in irl mythology, deities don't usually tend have the most stellar track record of avoiding incest... with Ancient Egypt being a stellar example.
So... it *might* not be a charge...? Or, at the very least, might not be as heavy of a charge as incest normally is in badfic...
Seriously, three so fast... wow. We're lucky to have so much new blood. Welcome aboard, take a cup of klah, and don't mind ghe screaming. Feel free to list your more obscure fandoms, someone might know them.