Subject: Re: Salutations!
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Posted on: 2018-07-31 16:47:00 UTC
Yep, I sure have. It's of the unfortunate sort where the core ideas were good, but the execution wasn't stellar on account of me being a middle schooler. I might end up sporking them someday! That ought to be... something.
Also: mmm, love that sweet Ever-convenient Protagonist Luck. When can I expect the Ever-styled Protagonist Hair?
Cheers lads, my name is animaAdministrator (with the lowercase, as a grim reminder of the olden days); call me any permutation of that name you want. I'm new here!
...Well, I've known about the PPC for ages because I have a very strange love for original web fiction, but I've never posted on the Board before.
I have plenty of fandoms, but many of them (mercifully) don't receive enough badfic to find their way here. Of the ones that do, the big fandoms which come to mind are Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy, and Kingdom Hearts. I've had the (mis)fortune of being a gen fic writer in the Pokémon fandom for a long... long... LONG time, so I've seen my share of literary slaughter. If you recall any fics written by Giratina, literally just Giratina, those were mine!
Anyway, thank you for having me.
Please accept this bag of black-hole chocolates.
*ahem* sorry, here have a freshly buttered bun and a bottle of ketchup... You never know when you'll need sustenance here.
Read any of our wonderful missions and spin-offs?
I say that like I'm about to advertise my own don't I? Shame I've never got past a Prelude...
It's so wonderful to see so many new faces here! New faces, new ideas, even some returning faces! Ahh! Anyway, I'm Twistey. I've been on this Board for 1 year now, and I come up with a lot of ideas. I'm good at judging short things like bios and general overviews, so if you have any agent ideas, I'd love to see them!
So, what do you intend to do here? What type of badfic do you want to spork, and using what methods? Again, any agent ideas? I'm also especially looking for people who would be willing to create animated missions with which to spork badfics in video format, fangames with which to spork badfics in fangame format, and/or mods with which to spork badfics in mod format, so if you do programming or animation, let me know.
Anyway, as for your newbie gift, here's that talking bass fish that you can put on your wall, as well as a kit to hack it with anything you wish. If you wish to give this virtual gift to your agents, they could hook it up to the console (resulting in a beeping fish), or if you want it, you could put Amazon Alexa in it. Just humor.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you! Hope you have a great time on the Board, and welcome to the PPC!
-Twistey
Real talk I'm probably going to end up bringing in agents soon. I have no shortage of old OCs who could be brought in from their old worlds to viciously tear into others', haha.
And as it happens, I am an animation major in my senior year of college. Schoolwork will always come first, but animation is in fact a thing that I know how to do! (Mostly 2D right now but I'm planning on going into more 3D stuff this coming year.)
Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of the Falchion (no relation to my self-insert agent) and a chibi Shadow Heartless plushie!
I’m running out of gifts, but have a fire-proof snowball (see a few threads down) on the condition that you don’t throw it at me.
As for being a Suethor, I never published it but I have a fifty-page Warriors fic filled with ridiculously overdone angst. So there’s nothing to worry about!
It’s called “desperately trying to defend yourself against someone with fire powers”.
Without using magic, mind you. He just had a whack ton of snow. :P
-Twistey
... magic Permission Giver hats which I used to animate snowmen to fight for me? I think I remember that.
hS
(Nothin' against you, Snowblaze. One upside to your response was in fact that it surprised me. Hehe. I am the Board's best resident partial-decoy and I will defend my right to that title. :P)
-Twistey
I am very strange.
Have a suit of mildly holy Imperial Guard flak armor and a link to recursively translated Star Wars episode II:
https://imgur.com/a/EyuJM
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
...wow, I think I need to make another batch to keep up with the sudden influx. Anyway, hope you like it here!
Hello, I'm Skater! I, too, am new to the Board. Welcome, Anima!
I see that you've written badfic before. My recommendation is: Don't sweat it. Me AND SkarmorySilver have both been Suethors before, and those are just the ones I know off the top of my head! This is a pretty accepting community that's always in need of new blood from what I've seen, so enjoy your stay!
Here, have a lucky 32-sided die from the Gravity Falls continuum, empowered with Ever-Convenient Protagonist Luck™ from the Yu-Gi-Oh! continuum. You'll need it against the endless onslaught of Sues!
Yep, I sure have. It's of the unfortunate sort where the core ideas were good, but the execution wasn't stellar on account of me being a middle schooler. I might end up sporking them someday! That ought to be... something.
Also: mmm, love that sweet Ever-convenient Protagonist Luck. When can I expect the Ever-styled Protagonist Hair?
Ever-Styled Protagonist Hair? That's... a bit trickier. You see, Ever-Convenient Protagonist Luck™ is an all-pervading force in the Yu-Gi-Oh! continuum, so it's easy to capture some of its power without getting noticed. Hair, however, requires either messing with the canons (or original characters in goodfic) or harvesting some from Sues, and too much exposure to the glitter in that hair can lead to Sueicosis. But don't worry, I'll get you some if I can.
Again, welcome, and thanks for joining!
Welcome newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry, we don't bite... much.
Have this vintage Wattz 1000 Laser Pistol from the wastes of Fallout, complete with a pack of Small Energy Cells for fueling it with! It's not as powerful as the AEP7, but it's still plenty powerful enough to fry some Sues.
If you like chocolate, have a welcome gift of chocolate bark! And I can't say I've seen fics written by Giratina, but I can think of one off the top of my head that shipped Giratina with Arceus.
Feel free to plug any of the smaller fandom canons in the Love thread below! :>
Oogh. That's... that's rough.
Technically not so bad for the reasons already cited, if you ask me, but I can't imagine Giratina and Arceus would get along in any capacity.
Maybe that's the appeal?
On one hand... I'm fairly certain that GiratinaXArceus counts as incest, seeing as Arceus directly created Giratina along with Dialga and Palkia.
On the other... they're both pretty much gods, with Arceus being the creator deity and Giratina being... erm, something close to Hades or perhaps Satan, although he controls the Distortion World, which isn't a form of afterlife. And in irl mythology, deities don't usually tend have the most stellar track record of avoiding incest... with Ancient Egypt being a stellar example.
So... it *might* not be a charge...? Or, at the very least, might not be as heavy of a charge as incest normally is in badfic...
Seriously, three so fast... wow. We're lucky to have so much new blood. Welcome aboard, take a cup of klah, and don't mind ghe screaming. Feel free to list your more obscure fandoms, someone might know them.
there's so many newbies... let us in... we don't want to hurt you...
...braaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss...
...seriously though, thanks! The big one I didn't mention before is SMT/Persona, which I'm kinda high-key obsessed with, oops. And recently I've been getting back into Dragonlance too.