Of course. I adore my twisted thoughts. They make me happy.

and there were ten people in the same cosplay as me.
We proceeded to play the pocky game.
So... yeah.
/hides under a rug

In the vein of xkcd's "Making out with yourself" theme, the good/bad copies would certainly make for a... an interesting version of that. I don't think I could ever write it, but I'll bet done well, it could be a pretty good story. Toon-version Jackie might not be the best subject, but it could work.

And... uh, yes. Though as you might be able to tell from the above, that doesn't really register on my 'twisted' scale, at least not as more than a blip.

Yeah.

I'm a straight guy who once imagined a Train/Creed pairing in Black Cat.

It still haunts me to this day.

Why...augh. Just augh.

But Legendary Badfic squickinesss can sometimes be re-interpreted, say, two characters across fandoms are pretty similar personalities, and if Character A does something squicky then I might imagine Character B doing it. And then I'll be like "How horrible I am, to make Character B do that!" And then comes the Bleeprin. Here, have some.

Sooner or later it'll bite you right in the [PUDDING].

Uhm, I occasionally thoughts sort of like that, only more, "What if I got cloned... and then the clone got genderbent? Would we have a kind of 'best friends who may be siblings' relationship? Would we fall in love? Would that count as narcissism? What would the kids look like?"

And no, I have not read any books on the subject of being romantically involved with your own clone or traveling back in time to become your own ancestor. It's something I am able to contemplate on my own, which is terrifying.

I also tend to imagine myself doing really horrible and/or life-threatening things, and how easy those things would be to do, and why I would never, never do those things... It's kind of like contemplating my own evil counterpart, and, again, is rather frightening.

Oh god... Oh god... Gah. "What would a badfic involving Aslan and Severus Snape riding off into a horny glose sunset be like?"

-weeps-

-WEEPS-

I've some pretty weird thoughts, but they're more like 'something exists (postulate) but I don't know what' than 'chicken with ties'...
Here, have some Handel to distract you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETyInYfMSE