Subject: Wrong lich, dude.
Author:
Posted on: 2012-11-13 09:58:00 UTC
Well, wrong lich/orc/human hybrid...
She meant Kel'Thuzad. -shudders-
-
Oh God, why do I let myself think? WHY!? by
on 2012-11-12 15:03:00 UTC
Reply
I was just thinking along, minding my own business when I thought "Jackie Chan Adventures" "the tiger talisman, and good and bad copy", and then, "twisted sub/dom selfcest." I cant get it out! It wont go away! It burns! I can't unthink it! *descends into pitiful sobbing and twitching*
But seriously has anyone else had such twisted thoughts jump them from within their own brain? -
Re: Oh God, why do I let myself think? WHY!? by
on 2012-11-13 12:03:00 UTC
Reply
Of course. I adore my twisted thoughts. They make me happy.
-
I was just at a convention- by
on 2012-11-12 23:37:00 UTC
Reply
and there were ten people in the same cosplay as me.
We proceeded to play the pocky game.
So... yeah.
/hides under a rug -
Also this- by
on 2012-11-14 00:58:00 UTC
Reply
Sorry to hijack the thread, but I remember that a while back people were asking about conventions, so I will share a glimpse of my latest experiences:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SsOIgWAJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coc_BSsIMBE -
Re: I was just at a convention- by
on 2012-11-13 08:12:00 UTC
Reply
The pocky game? Do I want to know?
-
The game itself is less squicky than it sounds by
on 2012-11-13 18:53:00 UTC
Reply
AFAIK, two people start eating at the opposite ends of a Pocky stick (Those thin chocolate-covered biscuits Kyoko from Madoka Magica likes to chomp on. In Europe they are known as "Mikado", don't know if there is an American brand too.), and the first who stops to avoid "kissing" the other one loses. I think.
(Obviously, if the two people involved are in a romantic relationship the kiss is the goal.) -
Pocky is pretty universally recognized in America. by
on 2012-11-13 20:03:00 UTC
Reply
Or at least it is in geek circles, but I suspect the effect is universal.
-
Re: Pocky is pretty universally recognized in America. by
on 2012-11-13 23:32:00 UTC
Reply
I should probably remind the Board in general that I'm stuck down here in the desert in Israel.
-
Then I want Bleepockys! by
on 2012-11-13 21:04:00 UTC
Reply
Bleepolate-covered Pockys. I think they can be an hit in HQ.
-
I love you so much right now. by
on 2012-11-14 10:18:00 UTC
Reply
Like, seriously. Love.
-
Oh my god, can we just by
on 2012-11-14 01:56:00 UTC
Reply
create a Bleepolate Factory or something?
I have no idea but a PPC parody of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory sounds like an excellent idea what with Bleepolate milk and Bleepocky -
I'm down for that. by
on 2012-11-14 02:45:00 UTC
Reply
We could make TheMadHatteress Willy Wonka.
-
... Said teh Specs in reply. by
on 2012-11-14 06:58:00 UTC
Reply
Good grief, I might need to employ a signature soon so people don't get confused.
-
Interesting! by
on 2012-11-12 19:53:00 UTC
Reply
In the vein of xkcd's "Making out with yourself" theme, the good/bad copies would certainly make for a... an interesting version of that. I don't think I could ever write it, but I'll bet done well, it could be a pretty good story. Toon-version Jackie might not be the best subject, but it could work.
And... uh, yes. Though as you might be able to tell from the above, that doesn't really register on my 'twisted' scale, at least not as more than a blip. -
*shifty eyes* by
on 2012-11-12 19:15:00 UTC
Reply
Yeah.
I'm a straight guy who once imagined a Train/Creed pairing in Black Cat.
It still haunts me to this day. -
-stares dumbly at the wall- by
on 2012-11-12 17:52:00 UTC
Reply
Why...augh. Just augh.
-
I know how that feels. by
on 2012-11-14 02:24:00 UTC
Reply
On behalf of the rest of the people who responded with a "yes" to the overall question, I'm sorry you had to see this, Riese.
-
-tosses Riese some bleepolate milk and NMs&NMs- (nm) by
on 2012-11-13 10:19:00 UTC
Reply
-
Not from my own brain, usuallyÂ… by
on 2012-11-12 17:21:00 UTC
Reply
But Legendary Badfic squickinesss can sometimes be re-interpreted, say, two characters across fandoms are pretty similar personalities, and if Character A does something squicky then I might imagine Character B doing it. And then I'll be like "How horrible I am, to make Character B do that!" And then comes the Bleeprin. Here, have some.
-
That's the problem with having an active imagination. by
on 2012-11-12 16:39:00 UTC
Reply
Sooner or later it'll bite you right in the [PUDDING].
Uhm, I occasionally thoughts sort of like that, only more, "What if I got cloned... and then the clone got genderbent? Would we have a kind of 'best friends who may be siblings' relationship? Would we fall in love? Would that count as narcissism? What would the kids look like?"
And no, I have not read any books on the subject of being romantically involved with your own clone or traveling back in time to become your own ancestor. It's something I am able to contemplate on my own, which is terrifying.
I also tend to imagine myself doing really horrible and/or life-threatening things, and how easy those things would be to do, and why I would never, never do those things... It's kind of like contemplating my own evil counterpart, and, again, is rather frightening.
Oh god... Oh god... Gah. "What would a badfic involving Aslan and Severus Snape riding off into a horny glose sunset be like?"
-weeps-
-WEEPS- -
Re: That's the problem with having an active imagination. by
on 2012-11-12 18:19:00 UTC
Reply
A certain lich wearing a certain piece of clothing.
*leaves bleeprin* -
/confused by
on 2012-11-13 23:35:00 UTC
Reply
Mal-Keshar wearing a Speedo? Arthas Menethil wearing a thong? Jevyan wearing even less than he does in canon? Mal M'brin in a hauberk?
-
Sadly, all are wrong. by
on 2012-11-14 01:17:00 UTC
Reply
Kel'Thuzad in a Speedo.
Go ahead. Let the brain melt. -
Melt? by
on 2012-11-14 09:28:00 UTC
Reply
-pictures Kel'thuzad in a Speedo-
-Fails to see what's wrong/squicky-
You want squick? Try this: Gandalf in a Speedo doing body-builder poses. Wait, that's not squicky, that's funny.
Oh, I know: Einstein in a Speedo. -
Oh, my... by
on 2012-11-14 20:14:00 UTC
Reply
Now I'm imagining Einsten in a speedo doing body-builder poses with this face:
Kill. Me. Now. -
Re: Oh, my... by
on 2012-11-15 23:05:00 UTC
Reply
-Laughs, gets a coughing fit-
Ow, my head... -
Hurk! by
on 2012-11-15 03:38:00 UTC
Reply
I would, but I'm too busy clawing my eyes out.
-
Des... by
on 2012-11-14 09:38:00 UTC
Reply
I meant Lich!Kel'thuzad, not human!Kel'Thuzad. If he's filled out enough to wear a speedo without any slack in the garment...
Also: NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU. -
Re: Des... by
on 2012-11-14 11:46:00 UTC
Reply
That's what I thought about. -Giggles-
Oh, and what about Mawhrin-Skel in a Speedo... no, wait, he's too small and a bit too spherical. Oh, I know! An Affronter in a Speedo! -
STOP THAT. by
on 2012-11-15 12:40:00 UTC
Reply
Do NOT make me go nun-in-a-Catholic-school on you, des. I WILL smack your knuckles.
-
I am thinking some very un-gentlemanly thoughts right now. by
on 2012-11-14 23:39:00 UTC
Reply
*Looks up Affronter*
Wha- Why- How could you-
DAMN IT, DES! -
-Chuckles softly- by
on 2012-11-15 15:53:00 UTC
Reply
That's what a brain that's wired not to care about sex produces, Specs. And of course, those things don't sound squicky to me. There aren't a lot of things that do (amongst them: The Human Centipede and the consumption of faeces).
-
Well, NOW melt. by
on 2012-11-14 09:37:00 UTC
Reply
Des, you're a horrible person and may you live to be 300 years old.
I'm still giggling. -
LICH KING TAKE YOUR EYES, ELLIPSIS. by
on 2012-11-13 09:57:00 UTC
Reply
You are just the worst kind of person. THE WORST KIND OF PERSON.
(Also, Veralyn would like me to inform you that you need to sleep with some sort of weapon nearby for a while, because yes, Kel'Thuzad in a speedo is in fact on the No-Drool Tapes. Full story when I finish my Warriors mis-- THE SUETHOR UPDATED AGAIN. -facedesk-) -
Hee hee hee... by
on 2012-11-12 19:44:00 UTC
Reply
Oh yeah!
Fluffy!Arthas!
I helped beta that Sporking...
(Or do you mean a different instance?) -
Wrong lich, dude. by
on 2012-11-13 09:58:00 UTC
Reply
Well, wrong lich/orc/human hybrid...
She meant Kel'Thuzad. -shudders- -
Well, he wore one too. by
on 2012-11-13 14:17:00 UTC
Reply
I'm a terrible person.
-
At least ARTHAS in a speedo is easier on the brain... by
on 2012-11-13 14:45:00 UTC
Reply
Although he also turned into a bunny-eared manwoman in a disturbingly well-filled-out, lacey, pink dress, so...
-
Hey, cut me some slack. by
on 2012-11-13 11:18:00 UTC
Reply
I was close.
Very, disturbingly close. -
Re: Hey, cut me some slack. by
on 2012-11-13 14:56:00 UTC
Reply
Slack is something a speedo should never have. ESPECIALLY Kel'thuzad's speedo.
You're welcome. 0:D -
Ooooooh, sh- by
on 2012-11-13 14:58:00 UTC
Reply
Damn it, where's a Convenient Bush when you need to throw up in one?!
-
-cheerfully holds out the Sentient Bucket- (nm) by
on 2012-11-13 15:00:00 UTC
Reply
-
Deny! Deny!! by
on 2012-11-13 15:07:00 UTC
Reply
Oh no. I know that bucket will get pissed if I do.
-
Well... by
on 2012-11-12 15:21:00 UTC
Reply
I've some pretty weird thoughts, but they're more like 'something exists (postulate) but I don't know what' than 'chicken with ties'...
Here, have some Handel to distract you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETyInYfMSE -
Thanks, but classical's not my thing by
on 2012-11-12 15:30:00 UTC
Reply
I think I'll stick with some nice, mournful, soothing Blues. if i understand it correctly the Blues, especially when combined with copious amounts of whiskey, creates an effect not unlike Bleepesteem.