Subject: Re: Des...
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Posted on: 2012-11-14 11:46:00 UTC
That's what I thought about. -Giggles-
Oh, and what about Mawhrin-Skel in a Speedo... no, wait, he's too small and a bit too spherical. Oh, I know! An Affronter in a Speedo!
I was just thinking along, minding my own business when I thought "Jackie Chan Adventures" "the tiger talisman, and good and bad copy", and then, "twisted sub/dom selfcest." I cant get it out! It wont go away! It burns! I can't unthink it! *descends into pitiful sobbing and twitching*
But seriously has anyone else had such twisted thoughts jump them from within their own brain?
Of course. I adore my twisted thoughts. They make me happy.
and there were ten people in the same cosplay as me.
We proceeded to play the pocky game.
So... yeah.
/hides under a rug
Sorry to hijack the thread, but I remember that a while back people were asking about conventions, so I will share a glimpse of my latest experiences:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SsOIgWAJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coc_BSsIMBE
The pocky game? Do I want to know?
AFAIK, two people start eating at the opposite ends of a Pocky stick (Those thin chocolate-covered biscuits Kyoko from Madoka Magica likes to chomp on. In Europe they are known as "Mikado", don't know if there is an American brand too.), and the first who stops to avoid "kissing" the other one loses. I think.
(Obviously, if the two people involved are in a romantic relationship the kiss is the goal.)
Or at least it is in geek circles, but I suspect the effect is universal.
I should probably remind the Board in general that I'm stuck down here in the desert in Israel.
Bleepolate-covered Pockys. I think they can be an hit in HQ.
Like, seriously. Love.
create a Bleepolate Factory or something?
I have no idea but a PPC parody of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory sounds like an excellent idea what with Bleepolate milk and Bleepocky
We could make TheMadHatteress Willy Wonka.
Good grief, I might need to employ a signature soon so people don't get confused.
In the vein of xkcd's "Making out with yourself" theme, the good/bad copies would certainly make for a... an interesting version of that. I don't think I could ever write it, but I'll bet done well, it could be a pretty good story. Toon-version Jackie might not be the best subject, but it could work.
And... uh, yes. Though as you might be able to tell from the above, that doesn't really register on my 'twisted' scale, at least not as more than a blip.
Yeah.
I'm a straight guy who once imagined a Train/Creed pairing in Black Cat.
It still haunts me to this day.
Why...augh. Just augh.
On behalf of the rest of the people who responded with a "yes" to the overall question, I'm sorry you had to see this, Riese.
But Legendary Badfic squickinesss can sometimes be re-interpreted, say, two characters across fandoms are pretty similar personalities, and if Character A does something squicky then I might imagine Character B doing it. And then I'll be like "How horrible I am, to make Character B do that!" And then comes the Bleeprin. Here, have some.
Sooner or later it'll bite you right in the [PUDDING].
Uhm, I occasionally thoughts sort of like that, only more, "What if I got cloned... and then the clone got genderbent? Would we have a kind of 'best friends who may be siblings' relationship? Would we fall in love? Would that count as narcissism? What would the kids look like?"
And no, I have not read any books on the subject of being romantically involved with your own clone or traveling back in time to become your own ancestor. It's something I am able to contemplate on my own, which is terrifying.
I also tend to imagine myself doing really horrible and/or life-threatening things, and how easy those things would be to do, and why I would never, never do those things... It's kind of like contemplating my own evil counterpart, and, again, is rather frightening.
Oh god... Oh god... Gah. "What would a badfic involving Aslan and Severus Snape riding off into a horny glose sunset be like?"
-weeps-
-WEEPS-
A certain lich wearing a certain piece of clothing.
*leaves bleeprin*
Mal-Keshar wearing a Speedo? Arthas Menethil wearing a thong? Jevyan wearing even less than he does in canon? Mal M'brin in a hauberk?
Kel'Thuzad in a Speedo.
Go ahead. Let the brain melt.
-pictures Kel'thuzad in a Speedo-
-Fails to see what's wrong/squicky-
You want squick? Try this: Gandalf in a Speedo doing body-builder poses. Wait, that's not squicky, that's funny.
Oh, I know: Einstein in a Speedo.
Now I'm imagining Einsten in a speedo doing body-builder poses with this face:
Kill. Me. Now.
-Laughs, gets a coughing fit-
Ow, my head...
I would, but I'm too busy clawing my eyes out.
I meant Lich!Kel'thuzad, not human!Kel'Thuzad. If he's filled out enough to wear a speedo without any slack in the garment...
Also: NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That's what I thought about. -Giggles-
Oh, and what about Mawhrin-Skel in a Speedo... no, wait, he's too small and a bit too spherical. Oh, I know! An Affronter in a Speedo!
Do NOT make me go nun-in-a-Catholic-school on you, des. I WILL smack your knuckles.
*Looks up Affronter*
Wha- Why- How could you-
DAMN IT, DES!
That's what a brain that's wired not to care about sex produces, Specs. And of course, those things don't sound squicky to me. There aren't a lot of things that do (amongst them: The Human Centipede and the consumption of faeces).
Des, you're a horrible person and may you live to be 300 years old.
I'm still giggling.
You are just the worst kind of person. THE WORST KIND OF PERSON.
(Also, Veralyn would like me to inform you that you need to sleep with some sort of weapon nearby for a while, because yes, Kel'Thuzad in a speedo is in fact on the No-Drool Tapes. Full story when I finish my Warriors mis-- THE SUETHOR UPDATED AGAIN. -facedesk-)
Oh yeah!
Fluffy!Arthas!
I helped beta that Sporking...
(Or do you mean a different instance?)
Well, wrong lich/orc/human hybrid...
She meant Kel'Thuzad. -shudders-
I'm a terrible person.
Although he also turned into a bunny-eared manwoman in a disturbingly well-filled-out, lacey, pink dress, so...
I was close.
Very, disturbingly close.
Slack is something a speedo should never have. ESPECIALLY Kel'thuzad's speedo.
You're welcome. 0:D
Damn it, where's a Convenient Bush when you need to throw up in one?!
Oh no. I know that bucket will get pissed if I do.
I've some pretty weird thoughts, but they're more like 'something exists (postulate) but I don't know what' than 'chicken with ties'...
Here, have some Handel to distract you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETyInYfMSE
I think I'll stick with some nice, mournful, soothing Blues. if i understand it correctly the Blues, especially when combined with copious amounts of whiskey, creates an effect not unlike Bleepesteem.