Subject: My assumption...
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Posted on: 2012-11-07 20:33:00 UTC
... is that the supposed 'state' of 'Florida' is actually a huge joke on the rest of the world.
"Oh, hey, hey, listen to this one... what if, like, there's this big bit sticking off the bottom of Georgia?"
"Yes! We can say it was, er, French or something."
"Nah, the French were too busy partying in New Orleans. The English?"
"They had everything else."
"Oh, yeah... how about the Spanish?"
"Yeah, good one... hey, do you think we could get some of those moving-picture people to claim they had some sort of amusement park there?"
"... what?"
"Oh, nothing. Just a thought."
(This is clearly taking place in the days of Teddy Roosevelt. I mean, clearly)
hS