Subject: My r wandered off, but it was a true statement nonetheless.
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Posted on: 2012-11-08 19:41:00 UTC
String them along with promises, sting them along with fear tactics.
*poke poke*
Subject: My r wandered off, but it was a true statement nonetheless.
Author:
Posted on: 2012-11-08 19:41:00 UTC
String them along with promises, sting them along with fear tactics.
*poke poke*
... after the requisite endless rounds of insults, accusation and innuendo...
... that it does, indeed, possess a population capable of voting.
...
... oh, you wanted comments on the actual outcome of the election? Well, you're out of luck. I consider the scientific value of this test for the existence of Americans far more important.
...
All right, all right. From a long-term perspective, I don't think it mattered that much; whoever runs it for the next four years, America will look pretty much the same in thirty-four.
That said, while my comment on Obama has always been "Oh, yeah... won the Nobel Peace Prize, didn't he? Has he, er, done anything since then?" (I'm British, please recall), some of the things coming out of Romney's camp truly terrified me. So yeah, I'm quite happy to take doing nothing over, um, what look to me to be attempts to push one of the world's biggest countries back by a hundred years. And hey, maybe Obama can do something universally popular and get rid of that wild swing to extremism recently reported by the Internet's most reliable authority.
And then the First Porcine Airforce will launch their offensive...
hS
(PS: Well done, America, on your election. Can we have one now? Please? Pretty please?)
This election season was exhausting...I ran out of sarcastic and cynical things to say before they even started the debate.
Now we get a whole couple months (maybe) before they start going on about 2016. But the rest will be nice while it lasts.
Now we can be sarcastic about other, more important things!
Like an MST of a rancid Badfic!
Those are always fun.
... on the Republican Party.
Here.
Actually it's mostly interesting as an example of how to say nothing. The opening paragraphs read as:
What's next for the Republican Party? Some say they should be more conservative; some say they should be more moderate; and some, believe it or not, say they should stay as they are!
... which is kind of a weird way to open an article, but!
hS
... I call that a "I dunno why I agreed to cover this," opener. I used to get very, very bored and thought of new ways to open my article.
"Some leaders say," also strikes me as "I don't wanna look up sources for this, but I know I've read or heard it somewhere before.
The demographic challenge thing was interesting: the average staunch republican is a middle aged white male, so clearly increased political activism and pure numbers in other groups is going to pose them a problem until they can appeal to a wider variety of people.
And how did I know that that particular debate would get brought up again? See, if we had more than two parties, people would be less likely to open up and say stupid things that take over the whole campaign. If they didn't have the illusion that they had half or more of the nation's support (or could potentially have it,) politicians might mind their words a bit better.
I used to write for a high school paper. I know everything you're talking about, because I used to be the guy that did it.
(My school's paper was horrible with restraining creative talent, and objective reporting was nearly impossible with the overabundance of censoring in place. You can imagine that my articles were quite droll and soulless.)
I had to take mum to the polling place and help her vote. But my family's staunchly for Obama, since we're not very excited about Romney's foreign policy. Being immigrants from China (recently naturalised and stuff), we're extremely concerned about his... ahem... knack for getting people in other countries pissed off at the US.
That kinda man's not a good commander-in-chief for me. Also, the slashing PBS thing wan't cool, or the fact that his running mate is an utter idiot and the entire party wants to force their own beliefs into the uteri of other women, etc, etc.
I think one of the cooler things I got out of this was that I had a discussion about politics with the friend who inspired Scientist Lori Starrett, and now I've got plenty of fodder for her characterisation. Now to actually do something with it...
Whoa, hold on!
You're from China? I thought you were, like, upper-London, based on your username!
[/random, pointless response]
my membership in the League of Extraordinary Anglophiles. Pip, pip cheerio, wot-wot!
Hee. Anglophiles are such proper gentle-chaps.
You haven't seen the Britaboos. That's because we've locked them in the attic with Loony Auntie Mildred.
I don't want to see the Britaboos.
A year in several DeviantART Rage Groups fighting off Weeaboos, Wolfaboos and crazed Twilight die-hards (I mean DIE FREAKING HARD) has... Scarred me.
Not unless your Morbid Curiosity leads you into the Sherlockaboo segment of the Sherlock fandom, since BBC Sherlock has an alarming tendency to breed Britaboos from perfectly decent, sane Americans (and other nationalities).
I blame Benedict Cumberbatch's flawless Aura of Smooth.
Sherlockaboos?
Pardon me.
*weep*
WHY DO I DO THIS?!
And I think that the "Obama hasn't done much since he took office" opinion is kind of a misconception. He's actually done a lot, but a lot of his accomplishments have been a bit understated and marginalized. I realize that there's a lot more he could be doing, and he did seem to be caving to opposition rather easily a couple years ago, but most media sources tend to accentuate the negative a bit. There's also the matter of the fact that half way through his term, there was a bit of a shift in power in Congress that allowed the Republicans to have more pull, and they've pretty much been fighting him tooth and nail. That's really the problem with this whole two-party system; for much of the time they tend to spend more energy in knee-jerk disagreements with the opposite side than they do in actually trying to fix things. This is a problem with both Democrats and Republicans.
Also? It's going to take a loooong time to fix things. We were told that four years ago; it's not going to take one term, or even two terms, to bring the country back to where it was before somebody effed up the whole thing. Heck, FDR took three terms to fix the Depression, and in the end it only really recovered because of the Second World War, which we do not have right now, thank Glod, knock on wood.
Just my two cents. Oh, speaking of cents, Prop 30! Hooray! Maybe tuition will stop rising. God, I need to get a job.
Our politics are really kinda screwball'd in that regard.
And despite my sarcasm and earlier comments, I don't hate Obama. Do I think he's an idiot? Yes, but like those who completely support him, there will always be reasons for that. And I admit, he did do a great deal with what limits he had - Nailing Bin Laden aside.
I guess a great deal of my cynicism comes from the fact that I live in the thick of politics, whether I like it or not, and my family is very vocal about their preferences, where I try and keep neutral to the while thing.
It's stressful, least be said.
That being said, though, I'm sticking with my Dig-up-Delanoe comment. He really would do wonders for us right now, and not because Obama couldn't do it himself. If I recall history correctly, FDR had a funny habit of nailing his political opponents to the wall despite their attempts at derailing his ideas.
It's stressful, but especially where I live, you can't afford to be neutral. Quiet, maybe, but neutral? Nope.
I really think it's about time for a legitimate third party, or, even better, breaking up the Democrat and Republican bases to form four or more parties. It seems to work fairly well in other countries: my ballot had 50% of it's races uncontested, because while Wisconsin is a swing state, there were no serious contenders for much beneath state senate. The other party doesn't bother when there's an incumbent.
SC, if you will locate a shovel, I think that's precisely what we should do. I'll bring the flashlight. :)
But it's covered in zombie! That's not a very respectful way to dig up Delanoe!
Now, if it was covered in the blood of corrupt politicians...
Akay. But where three hell is he BURIED?
His family's estate in Hyde Park. Good thing I checked, we almost went digging through Arlington on mis-remembered information. :)
Oh sh*t, if we keep this up, the FBI is gonna' kick in my door.
Hey, I'm happy. I don't think Obama will be the Most Amazing Leader Ever, but... yeah, Romney was scary.
I'd also correct your first two lines, there. We all possess a population capable of voting except Florida. Bloody Floridians. Every single term! For the first time, I watched the election coverage on BBC*, instead of one of the usual news channels** - far, far better coverage. I think it's just overall easier to be objective about a race when you don't have personal stake in it.
*Which was also the link on the IRC
**...okay, and the Daily Show***
***...Which was not.
... is that the supposed 'state' of 'Florida' is actually a huge joke on the rest of the world.
"Oh, hey, hey, listen to this one... what if, like, there's this big bit sticking off the bottom of Georgia?"
"Yes! We can say it was, er, French or something."
"Nah, the French were too busy partying in New Orleans. The English?"
"They had everything else."
"Oh, yeah... how about the Spanish?"
"Yeah, good one... hey, do you think we could get some of those moving-picture people to claim they had some sort of amusement park there?"
"... what?"
"Oh, nothing. Just a thought."
(This is clearly taking place in the days of Teddy Roosevelt. I mean, clearly)
hS
And I haven't written for Hetalia in years. But seriously, you're giving me plot bunnies.
Uh oh, you sparked my snark fuse again.
(It happens a lot - I'm subscribed to a british guy on DeviantART who gets pretty snarky about political stuff, and I snark back when he does.)
In terms of voting: sure, we can do it. Of course, it took us from the very late seventeen-hundreds to get it to a workable system, and we're still arguing about it.
In terms of presidency: I think both are idiots. But at least the idiot who got elected probably won't go out four years from now on the jewels of a comment that sounds like "and I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling voters!"
That, and Obama is probably still slapping his knees over nailing Bin Laden to really do much in terms if hurting us worse, right?
One can hope, anyhow.
[/snaaaaaaaaark.]
I'm sorry, what was I saying?
As a woman, I feel I can't afford not to—not when scant generations ago we had to fight through crap like this just to get the chance. In the images, I note a recurring theme of "Oh no! If women get the right to vote, men will lose their freedom!" This is represented by men losing their pants and having to take care of children and do laundry and stuff. Terrifying, eh?
This seems to be a popular refrain among anti-equality types today, too: more people getting rights will magically take them away from people who already have them, so we should be afraid. Rights are finite, doncha know. (?!?!???!!??)
So that's why I voted. I think I owe it to the women who suffered and even went to jail so I can.
~Neshomeh
I think you'll appreciate this video, then, Nesh: Bad Romance: Women's Suffrage
Plus, I have no patience for people who won't think for themselves or who believe things blindly because somebody they perceive as an authority figure says them. So a lot of my voting is informed by whether or not the candidate is just trying to sting people along in ignorance and make decisions out of their own self-importance: we can't afford to have anybody who won't honestly go into facts making decisions that impact the entire country and sometimes large parts of the world.
"...trying to sting people along"
*poke poke*
Mitt Romney: MUHUHWAHAHAHA!
People: Oh, I say!
This has been: "Complete and Total Bull" by Specs.
Why does that sound like a joke I would make for Clear and Present Danger?
String them along with promises, sting them along with fear tactics.
*poke poke*
Great, this combined with my Romney = Bond Villain statement earlier has given me horrible images.
"Rights are finite, don'tcha know."
What.
Sometimes, I wish somebody would hurry the hell up and drop a TARDIS on my doorstep so that I could go back in time and slap every motion who said stuff like that in the eye.
Is it just me, though, or do the elections get scarier every year? When Obama and McCain ran, I didn't get the sense that the country would fall apart based on the outcome (though I did get a sense that we'd either go up or down a notch in other countries' respect,) and when Bush and... was it Nader? Nope, Kerry. Anyway, it was presumably going to be business as usual whoever won and the main difference would be what kind of legislation got pushed forward in the next few years, and what kinds of funding got priority. I don't remember any elections before that because I was eight when the 2000 election happened.
Or maybe that's just me growing up and elections (especially ones where we have a current president running) have always been this scary.
What a depressing thought.
Pretty soon, you'll see C'Thulu running for president, and several Old Gods will be fighting for spots on the Senate.
Can we just dig up Franklin Delanoe or Teddy Roosevelt and put them back in power? Please? It would do wonders for America's condition!
and I quote:
"THE BLACK PHAROH STANDS ABOVE THE MEWLING THRONGS WHILE THE MANY-FACED SHOGGOTH MUTATES WILDLY AND GURGLES IN DESPAIR. THE PAGES OF THE NECROMNEYCON BINDER SCATTER TO THE FIVE WINDS.
Sorry guys, Obama is just a much more convincing eldrich horror. #Romneydeathrally stands no chance against the Black Pharoh, the Crawling Chaos, the Demon Messenger of the Elder Gods, He of a Thousand Forms, BARACK NYARLATHOTEP OBAMA
#romneydeathrally #lovecraft2012"
She is an epic friend.
I'll get her right on it. I'm sure I can persuade her to use her powers for the greater good. ;)
VOTE FOR ME, OR I WILL TURN YOU ALL TO GHOULS!
Also, my economy plans are magnificent!
Heh heh heh...
Chaosium has run several "Elder Party rallies" promoting a Cthulhu presidency when GenCon falls during a presidential election year.
"Why vote for the lesser evil?"
(Did anyone attend GenCon this year? I couldn't, so I don't know for sure that the Elder Party was back.)
Nope, but that sounds like a great time.
WHAT,i was only joking, I didn't think it was a real thing! XD
:: runs a quick search on a used RPG website ::
http://www.nobleknight.com/ProductDetailSearch.aspQProductIDE-1671213817AInventoryIDE2147848330
"1996 Presidential Campaign Kit. Fun-filled presidential campaign kit for the Elder Party. All sorts of Campaign gear to help elect our Favorite Great Old One. Includes Bumper Sticker, Badge, Mailing, etc!"
It looks like the 2004 Cthulhu for President bumper sticker is out of stock, as is the 2008 RPG based around trying to get Big C elected.
There's also two different Cthulhu for President t-shirts over at Offworld Designs, including one that's a parody of the 2008 Obama poster.
MY GOD.
I could really care less about politics, as I believe you should never trust people in a position of higher power, 'cause you don't know what their intentions are.
Or maybe that's just me being paranoid...
Nah, it's pretty trufax.
Some of the Romney supporters had me wondering if they'd mistaken The Handmaid's Tale for a utopia. And as a single female, this had me worried.
As a Californian, I'm rather happy to say that the majority of the propositions voted on alongside the presidential selection did not pass.
Why am I happy about this, especially when one promised better funding for schools and another promised better funding to the individual counties?
Because the majority of the propositions voted on this year were also loopholes. The ballots and the giant book I got explaining each proposition in detail both had the same line for all but the redistricting proposition: 'the majority of the funds would go to [whatever the proposition said they would go to]'.
Majority. Not all. Majority.
Don't get me wrong, I love my state. It's beautiful. The people south of Mendocino County are wonderful. The way the State manages money is another story altogether, and I've never liked being played for a fool with little throwaway lines the writers hope I'll miss like everyone else. If a majority of the funds - taken from taxes - is all any proposition can promise, and if the remainder is left mysteriously unaccounted for on the ballot and in the official booklet, it smells like fish and I'm not voting 'yes'.
As for the presidential candidates, though... I was impish and voted for the Peace and Freedom Party's candidates, because while Obama strikes me as a wonderful, trustworthy person, I'm not entirely satisfied with him as a President. And because Romney scares the [PUDDING] out of me.
/end political rant
-looks up at political rant-
GAH, how boring! Here, have a Scottish fold munchkin.
I'm sure Obama is a wonderful family man.
But he should have stayed in the Senate.
And Romney is just a Bond Villain waiting to happen, so ha no.
Also: I'd like to meet the guy who tried to write and pass the proposition regarding food labeling. YEAH, THAT HAPPENED, AND IT TOTALLY PASSED TOO, DERP DERP.
Me, I was right in the thick of it. My folks work election polls, and I had to be supervised for homeschool work, so I was doing math homework in the poll room. I even helped set up the booths!
OH, I remember the food labeling one! That made me giggle.
And you always help with the polls - what else is new? :D
Wh- I can't be the ONLY one who reads all the posts in a topic, right?
Somebody else had to have seen my reply!
I was thinking of the audience, man! The freakin audience!