Subject: *Removes sunglasses*
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Posted on: 2012-11-08 04:35:00 UTC
MY GOD.
Subject: *Removes sunglasses*
Author:
Posted on: 2012-11-08 04:35:00 UTC
MY GOD.
This election season was exhausting...I ran out of sarcastic and cynical things to say before they even started the debate.
Now we get a whole couple months (maybe) before they start going on about 2016. But the rest will be nice while it lasts.
Now we can be sarcastic about other, more important things!
Like an MST of a rancid Badfic!
Those are always fun.
I used to write for a high school paper. I know everything you're talking about, because I used to be the guy that did it.
(My school's paper was horrible with restraining creative talent, and objective reporting was nearly impossible with the overabundance of censoring in place. You can imagine that my articles were quite droll and soulless.)
Whoa, hold on!
You're from China? I thought you were, like, upper-London, based on your username!
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my membership in the League of Extraordinary Anglophiles. Pip, pip cheerio, wot-wot!
Hee. Anglophiles are such proper gentle-chaps.
You haven't seen the Britaboos. That's because we've locked them in the attic with Loony Auntie Mildred.
I don't want to see the Britaboos.
A year in several DeviantART Rage Groups fighting off Weeaboos, Wolfaboos and crazed Twilight die-hards (I mean DIE FREAKING HARD) has... Scarred me.
Not unless your Morbid Curiosity leads you into the Sherlockaboo segment of the Sherlock fandom, since BBC Sherlock has an alarming tendency to breed Britaboos from perfectly decent, sane Americans (and other nationalities).
I blame Benedict Cumberbatch's flawless Aura of Smooth.
Sherlockaboos?
Pardon me.
*weep*
WHY DO I DO THIS?!
But it's covered in zombie! That's not a very respectful way to dig up Delanoe!
Now, if it was covered in the blood of corrupt politicians...
Akay. But where three hell is he BURIED?
His family's estate in Hyde Park. Good thing I checked, we almost went digging through Arlington on mis-remembered information. :)
Oh sh*t, if we keep this up, the FBI is gonna' kick in my door.
And I haven't written for Hetalia in years. But seriously, you're giving me plot bunnies.
I think you'll appreciate this video, then, Nesh: Bad Romance: Women's Suffrage
Plus, I have no patience for people who won't think for themselves or who believe things blindly because somebody they perceive as an authority figure says them. So a lot of my voting is informed by whether or not the candidate is just trying to sting people along in ignorance and make decisions out of their own self-importance: we can't afford to have anybody who won't honestly go into facts making decisions that impact the entire country and sometimes large parts of the world.
String them along with promises, sting them along with fear tactics.
*poke poke*
Great, this combined with my Romney = Bond Villain statement earlier has given me horrible images.
"Rights are finite, don'tcha know."
What.
Sometimes, I wish somebody would hurry the hell up and drop a TARDIS on my doorstep so that I could go back in time and slap every motion who said stuff like that in the eye.
Pretty soon, you'll see C'Thulu running for president, and several Old Gods will be fighting for spots on the Senate.
Can we just dig up Franklin Delanoe or Teddy Roosevelt and put them back in power? Please? It would do wonders for America's condition!
I'll get her right on it. I'm sure I can persuade her to use her powers for the greater good. ;)
VOTE FOR ME, OR I WILL TURN YOU ALL TO GHOULS!
Also, my economy plans are magnificent!
Heh heh heh...
Chaosium has run several "Elder Party rallies" promoting a Cthulhu presidency when GenCon falls during a presidential election year.
"Why vote for the lesser evil?"
(Did anyone attend GenCon this year? I couldn't, so I don't know for sure that the Elder Party was back.)
Nope, but that sounds like a great time.
WHAT,i was only joking, I didn't think it was a real thing! XD
MY GOD.
I could really care less about politics, as I believe you should never trust people in a position of higher power, 'cause you don't know what their intentions are.
Or maybe that's just me being paranoid...
Nah, it's pretty trufax.
Some of the Romney supporters had me wondering if they'd mistaken The Handmaid's Tale for a utopia. And as a single female, this had me worried.
OH, I remember the food labeling one! That made me giggle.
And you always help with the polls - what else is new? :D
Wh- I can't be the ONLY one who reads all the posts in a topic, right?
Somebody else had to have seen my reply!
I was thinking of the audience, man! The freakin audience!