Subject: I enjoyed that!
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Posted on: 2019-01-17 07:32:00 UTC

Mainly because it contained Middle-earth references, of course. And because it was cute and fluffy.

And, just for fun, my (very inaccurate) estimate of Agent hS’s age (assuming he actually lived all those years and didn’t fall through a plot hole from Middle-earth)

I have absolutely no idea how long he spent in Valinor. Two thousand years? I take it he did leave Middle-earth, so:

The LOTR wiki says that the First Age was approximately 590 years long, which is at least better than my last estimate.

The appendices inform me that the Second Age was 3441 years long and the Third Age was 3021 years long.

This is where we get into the whole “how long is there between the end of the Third Age and the present” thing. I don’t have much of an idea, so I’m going to say fifteen thousand years.

So that gives me (hopefully my mental arithmetic works) 2000+590+3441+3021+15000= (oh, stuff it, I’ll use a calculator) 24052, which I’ll round to 24000 years

How did I do? Am I vaguely along the right lines? Probably not, but it’s good fun anyway.

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